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She broke up with me, |
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two days later... |
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I think she met Don Juan in Italy, |
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she has a new man, |
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I have a new mustache. |
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Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man, |
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and everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter |
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to walk the earth alone, |
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I'll never shave again. |
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On the night she left me, |
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facial hair grew miraculously, |
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I dressed in black like Johnny Cash, |
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and grew this beard of shame. |
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I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn Fenn, |
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and some times i'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons, |
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look like a wise man, but I'm an idiot. |
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It's over, |
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she left me, |
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and she will soon forget me, |
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she found out I was lame, |
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I grew a beard of shame. |
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Come all ye faithful, |
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joyful and triumphant, |
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I am a new man, |
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I have a beard of shame. |
