| Song | How to Handle a Woman |
| Artist | Richard Burton |
| Album | Camelot - Original Broadway Cast |
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| "How to handle a woman? | |
| There's a way", said the wise old man | |
| "A way known by every woman | |
| Since the whole rigmarole began†| |
| Do I flatter her? I begged, him answer | |
| Do I threaten or cajole or plead? | |
| Do I brood or play the gay romancer? | |
| Said he, smiling, "No indeed†| |
| ‽How to handle a woman? | |
| Mark me well, I will tell you, sir | |
| The way to handle a woman | |
| Is to love her, simply love her | |
| Merely love her, love her, love her" |
| " How to handle a woman? | |
| There' s a way", said the wise old man | |
| " A way known by every woman | |
| Since the whole rigmarole began | |
| Do I flatter her? I begged, him answer | |
| Do I threaten or cajole or plead? | |
| Do I brood or play the gay romancer? | |
| Said he, smiling, " No indeed | |
| How to handle a woman? | |
| Mark me well, I will tell you, sir | |
| The way to handle a woman | |
| Is to love her, simply love her | |
| Merely love her, love her, love her" |
| " How to handle a woman? | |
| There' s a way", said the wise old man | |
| " A way known by every woman | |
| Since the whole rigmarole began | |
| Do I flatter her? I begged, him answer | |
| Do I threaten or cajole or plead? | |
| Do I brood or play the gay romancer? | |
| Said he, smiling, " No indeed | |
| How to handle a woman? | |
| Mark me well, I will tell you, sir | |
| The way to handle a woman | |
| Is to love her, simply love her | |
| Merely love her, love her, love her" |