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He's just a stereotype |
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He drinks his age in pints |
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He has girls every night |
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He doesn't really exist |
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He spends his weekends with [Incomprehensible] floats |
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He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke |
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He wants to stay out, he don't want to go home |
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Till his big hurting fingers are stuck down his throat |
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He's just a stereotype |
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He drinks his age in pints |
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He drives home pissed at night |
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And he listens to this every hour |
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He drank his fiancee when he [Incomprehensible] |
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The doctor said no drink for 17 weeks |
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He wants to go out but he has to stay home |
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Sit in and watch color TV on his own |
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He's just a stereotype |
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He drinks his age in pints |
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He drives home pissed at night |
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And he listens to this every hour |
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The toplets are finished, the cure is complete |
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He hasn't had a drink for 17 weeks |
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17 punks, tonight is the night |
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It goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight |
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He's chasing home through the dark rainy night |
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[Incomprehensible] |
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His mom's waiting up, she hopes he's alright |
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But he's wrapped 'round the lamp post on Saturday night |
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He's just a stereotype |
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He drinks his age in pints |
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He has girls every night |
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He dosen't really exist |
