| Song | Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun |
| Artist | H2O |
| Album | Short Music For Short People |
| [00:00.823] | Mr. Brett, please put down your gun! |
| [00:04.663] | Mr. Brett, please put down your gun! |
| [00:08.895] | Ah man, uh... we were just kiddin', dude |
| [00:11.428] | Ah look, he's comin' in here! |
| [00:13.022] | Oh ****! He really does have a gun! |
| [00:14.903] | Get outta here! |
| [00:16.340] | No, seriously, he's aimin' the gun at us (It's only a joke!) |
| [00:18.011][Gun shot noises] | |
| [00:18.691] | No Brett! Brett! Don't shoot! Brett! |
| [00:20.284][Machine gun noises] | |
| [00:26.762] | Um, you guys are a little flat |