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She's got the kind of look |
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That defies gravity |
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She's the greatest cook |
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And she's fat free |
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She's been to private school |
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And she speaks perfect French |
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She's got her perfect friends |
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Oh isn't she cool? |
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She practices Tai Chi |
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She'd never lose her nerve |
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She's more than you deserve |
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She's just far better than me |
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Hey, hey |
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So don't bother, I won't die |
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Of deception |
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I promise you won't ever see me cry |
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Don't feel sorry |
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And don't bother, I'll be fine |
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But she's waiting |
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The ring you gave to her will lose its shine |
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So don't bother, be unkind |
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I'm sure she doesn't know |
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How to touch you like I would |
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I beat her at that one good |
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Don't you think so? |
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She's almost six feet tall |
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She must think I'm a flea |
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I'm really a cat you see |
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And it's not my last life at all |
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Hey, hey |
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So don't bother, I won't die |
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Of deception |
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I promise you won't ever see me cry |
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Don't feel sorry |
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Don't bother, I'll be fine |
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But she's waiting |
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The ring you gave to her will lose its shine |
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So don't bother, be unkind |
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For you, I'd give up all I own |
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And move to a communist country |
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If you came with me, of course |
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And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you |
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And lose those pounds, and learn about football |
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If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't |
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So don't bother, I'll be fine |
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I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine |
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Promise you won't ever see me cry |
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And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type |
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Promise you won't ever see me cry |
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Don't bother, I'll be fine |
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I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine |
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Promise you won't ever see me cry |
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And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type |
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I'm not your type, not your type, not your type |
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Promise you won't ever see me cry |
