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We are the pirates we don't do anything |
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We just stay at home and lie around |
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And if you ask us to do anything |
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We'll just tell you, we don't do anything |
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Well I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver |
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And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul |
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And I've never been to Moscow, and I've never been to Tampa |
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And I've never been to Boston in the fall |
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'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything |
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We just stay at home and lie around |
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And if you ask us to do anything |
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We'll just tell you, we don't do anything |
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And I've never hoist the main sail, and I've never swabbed the poop deck |
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And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all |
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And I've never walked the gang plank, and I've never owned a parrot |
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And I've never been to Boston in the fall |
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'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything |
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We just stay at home and lie around |
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And if you ask us to do anything |
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We'll just tell you, we don't do anything |
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Oh, I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong |
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And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall |
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And I've never kissed a chipmunk, and I've never gotten head lice |
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And I have never been to Boston in the fall |
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Pirate captains log 2002 who'll be this band Relient K |
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And why they'll be so full of contradictions |
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We don't know what he did but we're down with Captain Kidd |
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We don't wake up before lunch but we all eat Captain Crunch |
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We don't smoke, we don't chew, we watch Captain Kangaroo |
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{Ladies and gentlemen let's give them a big hand} |
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We are the pirates who don't do anything |
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We just stay at home and lie around |
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And if you ask us to do anything |
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We'll just tell you, we don't do anything |
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We are the pirates who don't do anything |
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We just stay at home and lie around |
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And if you ask us to do anything |
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We'll just tell you, we don't do anything |