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Moses come ridin' up on a quasar |
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His spurs were jingling, the door was ajar |
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His buckle was silver, his manner was bold |
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And I asked him to come in out of the cold |
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His brain was boiling, his reason was spent |
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His motto is nothing is borrowed, nothing is lent |
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He ask me for mercy, I gave him a gun |
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He said these things just got to be done |
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Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence |
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You'd get right to work if you had any sense |
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You know the one thing we need |
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Is a left-hand monkey wrench |
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Gideon come up with his eyes on the floor |
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Said, "You ain't got a hinge, you can't close the door" |
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Moses stood up above his six foot and ten |
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Said, "You can't close the door when the wall's caved in" |
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Ask him for water, he poured me some wine |
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We finished the bottle and broke into mine |
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You get what you come for, ya ready to go |
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Well, it's one in ten thousand that come for the show |
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Abraham and Isaac diggin' on a well |
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Mama came quick with the water witch spell |
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Well cool clear water well you can't ever tell |
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Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence |
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You'd get right to work if you had any sense |
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You know the one thing we need |
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Is a left-hand monkey wrench |