| Song | Sick Sober And Sorry |
| Artist | Johnny Bond |
| Album | Hillbilly Fever, Vol. 2: Legends of Honky Tonk |
| Oh sick sober and sorry | |
| Broke disgusted and sad | |
| Sick sober and sorry | |
| But look at the fun that I’ve had | |
| I met with a gal in a tavern | |
| Oh what a beautiful dream | |
| We had three or four then had several more | |
| And that's when I went off my beam | |
| Oh sick sober and sorry | |
| Broke disgusted and sad | |
| Sick sober and sorry | |
| But look at the fun that I’ve had | |
| The jukebox so loudly was playing | |
| Each couple having a ball | |
| But of all of them gals their sweethearts and pals | |
| I'll bet I'm the sickest of all | |
| Oh sick sober and sorry | |
| Broke disgusted and sad | |
| Sick sober and sorry | |
| But look at the fun that I’ve had | |
| The clock on the wall said it’s later | |
| In fact it was twenty to four | |
| In spite of my pride they kicked me outside | |
| They locked and they bolted the door |
| Oh sick sober and sorry | |
| Broke disgusted and sad | |
| Sick sober and sorry | |
| But look at the fun that I' ve had | |
| I met with a gal in a tavern | |
| Oh what a beautiful dream | |
| We had three or four then had several more | |
| And that' s when I went off my beam | |
| Oh sick sober and sorry | |
| Broke disgusted and sad | |
| Sick sober and sorry | |
| But look at the fun that I' ve had | |
| The jukebox so loudly was playing | |
| Each couple having a ball | |
| But of all of them gals their sweethearts and pals | |
| I' ll bet I' m the sickest of all | |
| Oh sick sober and sorry | |
| Broke disgusted and sad | |
| Sick sober and sorry | |
| But look at the fun that I' ve had | |
| The clock on the wall said it' s later | |
| In fact it was twenty to four | |
| In spite of my pride they kicked me outside | |
| They locked and they bolted the door |