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Is this on?" |
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"Gather round my wealthy friends |
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And endure the horrifying sights |
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Only your worst nightmares can produce |
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Actual human beings of a deformed nature |
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Come at once |
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And come and enduldge yourself |
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In our own twisted amusement of |
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Another's misfortune |
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen |
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Enter our three ring show of freaks" |
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[Violent J] |
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Ring one, a dung a dung dung |
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My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue |
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To the desk in school then I run down the hall |
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Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches |
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Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties |
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Just cause I don't look like everybody |
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I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys |
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Scary, bluuuuuah! |
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And what's the big deal about my neck |
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Just because now and then I like to let it stretch |
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Up a couple feet to get a better sight |
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Is that any reason to scream and run in fright |
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No, so, now how ya gonna act? |
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So what if I got another arm growing out of my back |
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I guess I'm just another freak show thing |
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And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing |
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[Chorus (2x)] |
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Three ring a ding a ding ding |
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People love to point and stare |
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Three ring a ding a ding ding |
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It's the same as everywhere |
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[Shaggy 2 Dope] |
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Ring two, how do you do? |
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I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who? |
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You don't try to front ho |
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Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow |
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So maybe there's a leg growing out my neck |
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But don't jet baby, heh, not yet |
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I'm popping in like a pound of lead |
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Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head |
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Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits |
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Cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus |
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Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows |
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Like batboy, hermaphrodites and old man crow |
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But then I escaped to the ghetto zone |
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Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone |
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So don't be stickin your finger in my face skank |
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Or your stomach might receive a shank from the... |
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[Chorus (2x)] |
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"I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves |
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Here at our three ring exhibit |
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But to be honest I really don't see |
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What's so fucking funny about it |
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These fucking people are real!" |
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[Both] |
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Ring three, the ICP |
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Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me |
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That's how you get fucked up |
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We'll squeeze your windpipe shut |
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[Violent J] |
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Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird |
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Half Snake woman kick my love to the cuuuuuuurb |
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She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked |
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Had the fat bearded lady in the butt, uh |
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[Shaggy 2 Dope] |
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Fuck that, bitch, suck that |
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I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac |
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Just two balls hanging with no protection soooooooo |
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I move real careful and slow |
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[Violent J] |
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You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak |
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Call me Don Knots cuz I'm getting on it every week, uh |
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[Shaggy 2 Dope] |
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So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch |
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I chill with the three rings |
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[Chorus(2x)] |
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"Well, that's it |
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I hope you're satisfied |
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I hope you had a good time |
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You fucking heartless bastards |
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You saw what you wanted |
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So grab your fucking kids |
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And that fat flop of shit wife of yours |
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And get the fuck out of our circus tent |
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You cold-hearted sons of bitches |
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You think they look fucked up |
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Just wait till I kick your |
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Fucking lips in a couple times |
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You'll be sittin up here like a bitch |
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And we'll laughing at your folded ass |
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They'll call you lumpy |
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After I done put knots |
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All over your fuckin forehead |
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Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here |
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How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot |
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You fucking little bitch |
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Come here, I'll shove that |
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Fucking corn dog up your ass |
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Get the fuck out of here |
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Show's fucking over |
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Get the fuck out of here |
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You fucking heartless bastards |
