Song | 你猜你是哪个 |
Artist | Mr.Trouble麻烦先生 |
Album | MDOTY |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
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[00:30.00] | 猪躺在沙发上吃东西看电视 |
[00:32.56] | 电视里的猴子带着妆在做着游戏 |
[00:34.93] | 摄像机背后的狗举起手 |
[00:37.44] | OK CUT下一幕快一点staff |
[00:40.09] | 鳄鱼站在监视器前满意地笑 |
[00:42.12] | 虾子在他声边弯着腰拿着公文包 |
[00:44.75] | 几条小鱼在边上默默吐着泡泡 |
[00:47.25] | 泡泡破了说了什么只有他们自己知道 |
[00:50.08] | 鞠完躬猴子跑到后台领香蕉 |
[00:52.47] | 猪也吃完饲料准备上床睡觉 |
[00:54.75] | 这个时间还精神抖擞的都是猫 |
[00:57.28] | 杂种的悄悄留言问波斯猫要电话号 |
[01:00.00] | 一些染了毛 有主人的 都在夜店里 |
[01:02.39] | 身边是摇着筛子尾巴插进酒里的鸡 |
[01:05.05] | 偶尔穿制服的豹 也来走一遭 |
[01:07.50] | 鸵鸟探出头来给他们送了红包 |
[01:16.76] | |
[01:49.81] | 猪昨天吃多了今天请假去看大夫 |
[01:52.44] | 路上乌鸦拦住他说要不去他那儿 |
[01:54.96] | 猪想了一想算了反正认识小白兔 |
[01:57.39] | 白兔对老虎大夫笑着说又是那头猪 |
[01:59.98] | 来拔牙的大象 呼吸困难的鲨鱼 |
[02:02.54] | 猪觉得比起他们自己倒还算是富裕 |
[02:05.09] | 老虎给他开了一张泻药的单子 |
[02:07.54] | whatever猪觉得安心了虽然他不识字 |
[02:10.08] | 回家路上猪又饿了正巧鸭子在卖鸭蛋 |
[02:12.53] | 突然一群狼停了车三三两两走了过来 |
[02:15.13] | 熟练地分了鸭蛋把鸭子揍了一顿 说 |
[02:17.74] | 不知道这儿不让摆摊啊 揍的就是你,鸭 |
[02:20.09] | 小绵羊看不下去站了出来 |
[02:22.18] | 边上狼的车里探出一个狮子脑袋 |
[02:24.79] | 舔着嘴问小绵羊 你有什么事吗 |
[02:27.40] | 小绵羊打着结巴说我在找我妈妈 |
[02:35.92] | |
[03:00.00] | 我看到蚊子在卖血 狗熊在卖肾 |
[03:02.60] | 啄木鸟磕了药 奶牛在卖春 |
[03:04.85] | 那么我是哪个 |
[03:07.56] | 那么我是哪个 |
[03:09.89] | 我看到熊猫在染头发 鸳鸯搞破鞋 |
[03:12.41] | 变色龙拍黑白照片 难怪恐龙灭绝 |
[03:14.75] | 那么我是哪个 |
[03:17.52] | 那么我是哪个 |
[03:21.86] |
ti: MDOTY | |
ar: ni cai ni shi nei ge | |
al: 0 | |
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[00:07.53] | |
[00:30.00] | zhu tang zai sha fa shang chi dong xi kan dian shi |
[00:32.56] | dian shi li de hou zi dai zhe zhuang zai zuo zhe you xi |
[00:34.93] | she xiang ji bei hou de gou ju qi shou |
[00:37.44] | OK CUT xia yi mu kuai yi dian staff |
[00:40.09] | e yu zhan zai jian shi qi qian man yi di xiao |
[00:42.12] | xia zi zai ta sheng bian wan zhe yao na zhe gong wen bao |
[00:44.75] | ji tiao xiao yu zai bian shang mo mo tu zhe pao pao |
[00:47.25] | pao pao po le shuo le shen me zhi you ta men zi ji zhi dao |
[00:50.08] | ju wan gong hou zi pao dao hou tai ling xiang jiao |
[00:52.47] | zhu ye chi wan si liao zhun bei shang chuang shui jiao |
[00:54.75] | zhe ge shi jian hai jing shen dou sou de dou shi mao |
[00:57.28] | za zhong de qiao qiao liu yan wen bo si mao yao dian hua hao |
[01:00.00] | yi xie ran le mao you zhu ren de dou zai ye dian li |
[01:02.39] | shen bian shi yao zhe shai zi wei ba cha jin jiu li de ji |
[01:05.05] | ou er chuan zhi fu de bao ye lai zou yi zao |
[01:07.50] | tuo niao tan chu tou lai gei ta men song le hong bao |
[01:16.76] | |
[01:49.81] | zhu zuo tian chi duo le jin tian qing jia qu kan dai fu |
[01:52.44] | lu shang wu ya lan zhu ta shuo yao bu qu ta na er |
[01:54.96] | zhu xiang le yi xiang suan le fan zheng ren shi xiao bai tu |
[01:57.39] | bai tu dui lao hu dai fu xiao zhe shuo you shi na tou zhu |
[01:59.98] | lai ba ya de da xiang hu xi kun nan de sha yu |
[02:02.54] | zhu jue de bi qi ta men zi ji dao hai suan shi fu yu |
[02:05.09] | lao hu gei ta kai le yi zhang xie yao de dan zi |
[02:07.54] | whatever zhu jue de an xin le sui ran ta bu shi zi |
[02:10.08] | hui jia lu shang zhu you e le zheng qiao ya zi zai mai ya dan |
[02:12.53] | tu ran yi qun lang ting le che san san liang liang zou le guo lai |
[02:15.13] | shu lian di fen le ya dan ba ya zi zou le yi dun shuo |
[02:17.74] | bu zhi dao zhe er bu rang bai tan a zou de jiu shi ni, ya |
[02:20.09] | xiao mian yang kan bu xia qu zhan le chu lai |
[02:22.18] | bian shang lang de che li tan chu yi ge shi zi nao dai |
[02:24.79] | tian zhe zui wen xiao mian yang ni you shen me shi ma |
[02:27.40] | xiao mian yang da zhe jie ba shuo wo zai zhao wo ma ma |
[02:35.92] | |
[03:00.00] | wo kan dao wen zi zai mai xue gou xiong zai mai shen |
[03:02.60] | zhuo mu niao ke le yao nai niu zai mai chun |
[03:04.85] | na me wo shi nei ge |
[03:07.56] | na me wo shi nei ge |
[03:09.89] | wo kan dao xiong mao zai ran tou fa yuan yang gao po xie |
[03:12.41] | bian se long pai hei bai zhao pian nan guai kong long mie jue |
[03:14.75] | na me wo shi nei ge |
[03:17.52] | na me wo shi nei ge |
[03:21.86] |
ti: MDOTY | |
ar: nǐ cāi nǐ shì něi gè | |
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[00:07.53] | |
[00:30.00] | zhū tǎng zài shā fā shàng chī dōng xī kàn diàn shì |
[00:32.56] | diàn shì lǐ de hóu zi dài zhe zhuāng zài zuò zhe yóu xì |
[00:34.93] | shè xiàng jī bèi hòu de gǒu jǔ qǐ shǒu |
[00:37.44] | OK CUT xià yī mù kuài yì diǎn staff |
[00:40.09] | è yú zhàn zài jiān shì qì qián mǎn yì dì xiào |
[00:42.12] | xiā zǐ zài tā shēng biān wān zhe yāo ná zhe gōng wén bāo |
[00:44.75] | jǐ tiáo xiǎo yú zài biān shàng mò mò tǔ zhe pào pào |
[00:47.25] | pào pào pò le shuō le shén me zhǐ yǒu tā men zì jǐ zhī dào |
[00:50.08] | jū wán gōng hóu zi pǎo dào hòu tái lǐng xiāng jiāo |
[00:52.47] | zhū yě chī wán sì liào zhǔn bèi shàng chuáng shuì jiào |
[00:54.75] | zhè gè shí jiān hái jīng shén dǒu sǒu de dōu shì māo |
[00:57.28] | zá zhǒng de qiāo qiāo liú yán wèn bō sī māo yào diàn huà hào |
[01:00.00] | yī xiē rǎn le máo yǒu zhǔ rén de dōu zài yè diàn lǐ |
[01:02.39] | shēn biān shì yáo zhe shāi zǐ wěi bā chā jìn jiǔ lǐ de jī |
[01:05.05] | ǒu ěr chuān zhì fú de bào yě lái zǒu yī zāo |
[01:07.50] | tuó niǎo tàn chū tóu lái gěi tā men sòng le hóng bāo |
[01:16.76] | |
[01:49.81] | zhū zuó tiān chī duō le jīn tiān qǐng jià qù kàn dài fū |
[01:52.44] | lù shàng wū yā lán zhù tā shuō yào bù qù tā nà ér |
[01:54.96] | zhū xiǎng le yī xiǎng suàn le fǎn zhèng rèn shi xiǎo bái tù |
[01:57.39] | bái tù duì lǎo hǔ dài fū xiào zhe shuō yòu shì nà tóu zhū |
[01:59.98] | lái bá yá de dà xiàng hū xī kùn nán de shā yú |
[02:02.54] | zhū jué de bǐ qǐ tā men zì jǐ dǎo hái suàn shì fù yù |
[02:05.09] | lǎo hǔ gěi tā kāi le yī zhāng xiè yào de dān zi |
[02:07.54] | whatever zhū jué de ān xīn le suī rán tā bù shí zì |
[02:10.08] | huí jiā lù shàng zhū yòu è le zhèng qiǎo yā zǐ zài mài yā dàn |
[02:12.53] | tū rán yī qún láng tíng le chē sān sān liǎng liǎng zǒu le guò lái |
[02:15.13] | shú liàn dì fēn le yā dàn bǎ yā zǐ zòu le yī dùn shuō |
[02:17.74] | bù zhī dào zhè ér bù ràng bǎi tān a zòu de jiù shì nǐ, yā |
[02:20.09] | xiǎo mián yáng kàn bù xià qù zhàn le chū lái |
[02:22.18] | biān shàng láng de chē lǐ tàn chū yí gè shī zi nǎo dài |
[02:24.79] | tiǎn zhe zuǐ wèn xiǎo mián yáng nǐ yǒu shén me shì ma |
[02:27.40] | xiǎo mián yáng dǎ zhe jiē bā shuō wǒ zài zhǎo wǒ mā mā |
[02:35.92] | |
[03:00.00] | wǒ kàn dào wén zi zài mài xuè gǒu xióng zài mài shèn |
[03:02.60] | zhuó mù niǎo kē le yào nǎi niú zài mài chūn |
[03:04.85] | nà me wǒ shì něi gè |
[03:07.56] | nà me wǒ shì něi gè |
[03:09.89] | wǒ kàn dào xióng māo zài rǎn tóu fà yuān yāng gǎo pò xié |
[03:12.41] | biàn sè lóng pāi hēi bái zhào piān nán guài kǒng lóng miè jué |
[03:14.75] | nà me wǒ shì něi gè |
[03:17.52] | nà me wǒ shì něi gè |
[03:21.86] |