99 Problems Lyrics
| Song | 99 Problems |
| Artist | Jay-Z |
| Album | Can You Flow? Instrumental Renditions Of Jay-Z's Greatest Hits |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [ti:99 problems] | |
| [ar:Jay-z] | |
| [00:00.47] | 99Problems |
| [00:00.78] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [00:02.53] | I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one |
| [00:05.03] | I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol |
| [00:07.84] | Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed |
| [00:09.66] | Rap critics that say he's "Money,Cash,Hoes" |
| [00:12.66] | I'm from the hood stupid,what type of facts are those? |
| [00:15.63] | If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes |
| [00:17.94] | You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough |
| [00:20.32] | I'm like fuck critics,you can kiss my whole asshole |
| [00:23.07] | If you don't like my lyrics,you can press fast forward |
| [00:25.63] | Got beef with radio if I don't play they show |
| [00:28.51] | they don't play my hits -well I don't give a shit,SO! |
| [00:31.51] | Rap mags try and use my black ass |
| [00:33.46] | So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads,fuckers! |
| [00:36.80] | I don't know what you take me as |
| [00:38.73] | Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has |
| [00:40.98] | I'm from,rags to riches,niggaz I ain't dumb |
| [00:43.48] | I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! |
| [00:49.05] | 99problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [00:51.36] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [00:54.05] | I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! |
| [00:57.04] | The year is 94,in my trunk is raw |
| [00:59.11] | In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin law |
| [01:01.67] | Got two choices y'all,pull over the car or （hmm） |
| [01:04.54] | bounce on the Devil,put the pedal to the floor |
| [01:06.92] | And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake |
| [01:09.42] | Plus I got a few dollars,I can fight the case |
| [01:11.95] | So I,pull over to the side of the road |
| [01:14.52] | "Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for?" |
| [01:17.20] | Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low |
| [01:20.01] | Or do I look like a mindreader sir?I don't know |
| [01:22.58] | Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? |
| [01:24.89] | "Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four; |
| [01:27.45] | license and registration and step out of the car - |
| [01:30.26] | are you carryin a weapon on you?I know a lot of you are" |
| [01:32.89] | I ain't steppin out of shit,all my papers legit |
| [01:34.64] | "Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?" |
| [01:37.82] | Well my glove compartment is locked,so is the trunk in the back |
| [01:40.51] | And I know my rights,so you gon'need a warrant for that |
| [01:42.70] | "Aren't you sharp as a tack!You should try out |
| [01:45.14] | for lawyer or somethin,somebody important or somethin" |
| [01:47.51] | Child I ain't passed the bar,but I know a little bit |
| [01:50.95] | Enough that you won't illegally search my shit |
| [01:53.32] | "Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes" |
| [01:55.82] | I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! |
| [02:01.14] | 99problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [02:03.45] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [02:06.32] | I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! |
| [02:11.45] | 99problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [02:13.82] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [02:16.32] | I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! |
| [02:19.32] | Now once upon a time,not too long ago |
| [02:20.95] | A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe |
| [02:24.07] | This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy |
| [02:26.82] | But a pussy havin no God damn sense,try an'push me |
| [02:29.88] | I try to ignore him,talk to the Lord |
| [02:31.82] | Pray for him,but some fools just love to perform |
| [02:34.82] | You know the type,loud as a motorbike |
| [02:36.57] | But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight |
| [02:39.51] | And only thing that's gon'happen is I'ma get to clappin and |
| [02:42.07] | he and his boys gon'be yappin to the Captain |
| [02:44.38] | And there I go,trapped in the Kit-Kat again |
| [02:47.38] | Back through the system with the riff-raff again |
| [02:49.13] | Fiends on the floor,scratchin again |
| [02:52.38] | Paparazzis with they cameras,snappin them |
| [02:55.20] | D.A.try to give a nigga shaft again |
| [02:57.63] | Half a mill'for bail cause I'm African |
| [03:00.26] | All because this fool was harassin them |
| [03:02.88] | Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin |
| [03:04.63] | But ain't nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun |
| [03:07.74] | I got 99problems B and a bitch ain't one -hit me! |
| [03:13.24] | 99problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [03:15.37] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [03:18.06] | I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! |
| [03:23.43] | 99problems but a bitch ain't one |
| [03:25.74] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [03:28.37] | I got 99problems,but a bitch ain't one -hit me! |
| [03:31.07] | ..Whoo!Whoo!Uh,uh |
| [03:36.40] | Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [03:38.71] | I got 99problems and a bitch ain't one,ha ha! |
| [03:42.77] | You crazy for this one Rick!It's your boy! |
| ti: 99 problems | |
| ar: Jayz | |
| [00:00.47] | 99Problems |
| [00:00.78] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [00:02.53] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one |
| [00:05.03] | I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol |
| [00:07.84] | Foes that wanna make sure my casket' s closed |
| [00:09.66] | Rap critics that say he' s " Money, Cash, Hoes" |
| [00:12.66] | I' m from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those? |
| [00:15.63] | If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes |
| [00:17.94] | You' d celebrate the minute you was havin dough |
| [00:20.32] | I' m like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole |
| [00:23.07] | If you don' t like my lyrics, you can press fast forward |
| [00:25.63] | Got beef with radio if I don' t play they show |
| [00:28.51] | they don' t play my hits well I don' t give a shit, SO! |
| [00:31.51] | Rap mags try and use my black ass |
| [00:33.46] | So advertisers can give ' em more cash for ads, fuckers! |
| [00:36.80] | I don' t know what you take me as |
| [00:38.73] | Or understand the intelligence that JayZ has |
| [00:40.98] | I' m from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain' t dumb |
| [00:43.48] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [00:49.05] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [00:51.36] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [00:54.05] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [00:57.04] | The year is 94, in my trunk is raw |
| [00:59.11] | In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin law |
| [01:01.67] | Got two choices y' all, pull over the car or hmm |
| [01:04.54] | bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor |
| [01:06.92] | And I ain' t tryin to see no highway chase with Jake |
| [01:09.42] | Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case |
| [01:11.95] | So I, pull over to the side of the road |
| [01:14.52] | " Son do you know why I' m stoppin you for?" |
| [01:17.20] | Cause I' m young and I' m black and my hat' s real low |
| [01:20.01] | Or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don' t know |
| [01:22.58] | Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? |
| [01:24.89] | " Well you was doin fiftyfive in the fiftyfour |
| [01:27.45] | license and registration and step out of the car |
| [01:30.26] | are you carryin a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are" |
| [01:32.89] | I ain' t steppin out of shit, all my papers legit |
| [01:34.64] | " Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?" |
| [01:37.82] | Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back |
| [01:40.51] | And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that |
| [01:42.70] | " Aren' t you sharp as a tack! You should try out |
| [01:45.14] | for lawyer or somethin, somebody important or somethin" |
| [01:47.51] | Child I ain' t passed the bar, but I know a little bit |
| [01:50.95] | Enough that you won' t illegally search my shit |
| [01:53.32] | " Well we' ll see how smart you are when the canine comes" |
| [01:55.82] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [02:01.14] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [02:03.45] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [02:06.32] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [02:11.45] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [02:13.82] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [02:16.32] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [02:19.32] | Now once upon a time, not too long ago |
| [02:20.95] | A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe |
| [02:24.07] | This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy |
| [02:26.82] | But a pussy havin no God damn sense, try an' push me |
| [02:29.88] | I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord |
| [02:31.82] | Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform |
| [02:34.82] | You know the type, loud as a motorbike |
| [02:36.57] | But wouldn' t bust a grape in a fruit fight |
| [02:39.51] | And only thing that' s gon' happen is I' ma get to clappin and |
| [02:42.07] | he and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain |
| [02:44.38] | And there I go, trapped in the KitKat again |
| [02:47.38] | Back through the system with the riffraff again |
| [02:49.13] | Fiends on the floor, scratchin again |
| [02:52.38] | Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin them |
| [02:55.20] | D. A. try to give a nigga shaft again |
| [02:57.63] | Half a mill' for bail cause I' m African |
| [03:00.26] | All because this fool was harassin them |
| [03:02.88] | Tryin to play the boy like he' s saccharin |
| [03:04.63] | But ain' t nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun |
| [03:07.74] | I got 99problems B and a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [03:13.24] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [03:15.37] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [03:18.06] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [03:23.43] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [03:25.74] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [03:28.37] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [03:31.07] | .. Whoo! Whoo! Uh, uh |
| [03:36.40] | Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [03:38.71] | I got 99problems and a bitch ain' t one, ha ha! |
| [03:42.77] | You crazy for this one Rick! It' s your boy! |
| ti: 99 problems | |
| ar: Jayz | |
| [00:00.47] | 99Problems |
| [00:00.78] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [00:02.53] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one |
| [00:05.03] | I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol |
| [00:07.84] | Foes that wanna make sure my casket' s closed |
| [00:09.66] | Rap critics that say he' s " Money, Cash, Hoes" |
| [00:12.66] | I' m from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those? |
| [00:15.63] | If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes |
| [00:17.94] | You' d celebrate the minute you was havin dough |
| [00:20.32] | I' m like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole |
| [00:23.07] | If you don' t like my lyrics, you can press fast forward |
| [00:25.63] | Got beef with radio if I don' t play they show |
| [00:28.51] | they don' t play my hits well I don' t give a shit, SO! |
| [00:31.51] | Rap mags try and use my black ass |
| [00:33.46] | So advertisers can give ' em more cash for ads, fuckers! |
| [00:36.80] | I don' t know what you take me as |
| [00:38.73] | Or understand the intelligence that JayZ has |
| [00:40.98] | I' m from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain' t dumb |
| [00:43.48] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [00:49.05] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [00:51.36] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [00:54.05] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [00:57.04] | The year is 94, in my trunk is raw |
| [00:59.11] | In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin law |
| [01:01.67] | Got two choices y' all, pull over the car or hmm |
| [01:04.54] | bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor |
| [01:06.92] | And I ain' t tryin to see no highway chase with Jake |
| [01:09.42] | Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case |
| [01:11.95] | So I, pull over to the side of the road |
| [01:14.52] | " Son do you know why I' m stoppin you for?" |
| [01:17.20] | Cause I' m young and I' m black and my hat' s real low |
| [01:20.01] | Or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don' t know |
| [01:22.58] | Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? |
| [01:24.89] | " Well you was doin fiftyfive in the fiftyfour |
| [01:27.45] | license and registration and step out of the car |
| [01:30.26] | are you carryin a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are" |
| [01:32.89] | I ain' t steppin out of shit, all my papers legit |
| [01:34.64] | " Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?" |
| [01:37.82] | Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back |
| [01:40.51] | And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that |
| [01:42.70] | " Aren' t you sharp as a tack! You should try out |
| [01:45.14] | for lawyer or somethin, somebody important or somethin" |
| [01:47.51] | Child I ain' t passed the bar, but I know a little bit |
| [01:50.95] | Enough that you won' t illegally search my shit |
| [01:53.32] | " Well we' ll see how smart you are when the canine comes" |
| [01:55.82] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [02:01.14] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [02:03.45] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [02:06.32] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [02:11.45] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [02:13.82] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [02:16.32] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [02:19.32] | Now once upon a time, not too long ago |
| [02:20.95] | A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe |
| [02:24.07] | This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy |
| [02:26.82] | But a pussy havin no God damn sense, try an' push me |
| [02:29.88] | I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord |
| [02:31.82] | Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform |
| [02:34.82] | You know the type, loud as a motorbike |
| [02:36.57] | But wouldn' t bust a grape in a fruit fight |
| [02:39.51] | And only thing that' s gon' happen is I' ma get to clappin and |
| [02:42.07] | he and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain |
| [02:44.38] | And there I go, trapped in the KitKat again |
| [02:47.38] | Back through the system with the riffraff again |
| [02:49.13] | Fiends on the floor, scratchin again |
| [02:52.38] | Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin them |
| [02:55.20] | D. A. try to give a nigga shaft again |
| [02:57.63] | Half a mill' for bail cause I' m African |
| [03:00.26] | All because this fool was harassin them |
| [03:02.88] | Tryin to play the boy like he' s saccharin |
| [03:04.63] | But ain' t nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun |
| [03:07.74] | I got 99problems B and a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [03:13.24] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [03:15.37] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [03:18.06] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [03:23.43] | 99problems but a bitch ain' t one |
| [03:25.74] | If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [03:28.37] | I got 99problems, but a bitch ain' t one hit me! |
| [03:31.07] | .. Whoo! Whoo! Uh, uh |
| [03:36.40] | Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son |
| [03:38.71] | I got 99problems and a bitch ain' t one, ha ha! |
| [03:42.77] | You crazy for this one Rick! It' s your boy! |
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