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(MC Confusing) |
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MC Confusing back in this bitch |
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With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket |
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I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits |
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And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit |
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And you don't understand it 'cuz you're not supposed to |
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Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon |
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And I'm gonna leave soon but first I need to |
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Drink a Chevy Chase face and rape Robo Cop 2 |
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(MC Historical Inaccuracy) |
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Yo, I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy |
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I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73 |
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I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's Diary |
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Which is about the Civil War of 1812 in Germany |
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I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus |
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And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis |
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Like Moses when I focus, I can split the Red Sea |
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Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese Army |
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(MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)) |
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I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word |
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I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl |
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When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize |
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But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive |
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(MC Canadian Stereotype) |
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Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype |
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I'm aboot to get started so let me get off the ice |
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But I don't want any trouble and I am always polite |
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Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like |
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But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne |
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Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue |
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Oh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee |
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Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh? |
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(MC Fatigue) |
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MC Fatigue, did ya miss me? |
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I'll be awake for five minutes 'cuz I had a coffee |
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I'll try to get through my verse but I really don't know |
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I drank that coffee about five minutes ago |
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(Chrous Guy) |
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They hired me again to sing this motherfuckin' chorus |
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I haven't found a fuckin' job yet |
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So I gotta do this bullshit |
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(I can't take it, I'm done) |
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I don't think that I can sing another fuckin' chorus |
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I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge |
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Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did |
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(I think my dad has a gun) |
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(MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees) |
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I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees |
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fifteen miles an hour is their average speed |
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A queen can lay up to 3, 000 eggs a day |
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Just 'cuz I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay |
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I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual |
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I hide it 'cuz it's easier to be heterosexual |
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We can't even get married in most states here in America |
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It's fucked up |
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(MC Canadian Stereotype) |
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Gay marriage is legal here in Canada |
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(MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole) |
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I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole |
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Being gay is evil and it is unnatural |
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Jesus said to love thy neighbor but only if they are straight |
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Penises go in vaginas |
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Anything else is just insane! |
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(MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes) |
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I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes |
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I shake things up like Jay Fox when I get on the mic |
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And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse |
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Then I put them asleep like Heath Ledger of course |
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(MC Politically Correct) |
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WHOA |
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I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct |
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I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content |
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It's offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste |
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Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away |
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(MC Final Verse) |
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Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the song |
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One was enough, we didn't need a sequel, Jon |
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Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy |
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But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide |
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(Chorus Guy) |
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This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus |
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My dad's gun was in his closet |
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And I'm gonna end this bullshit |
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(I had a good run) |
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I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus |
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sanoara and farewell |
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I guess I'll see you all in hell |
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4, 3, 2, 1... |
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(MC Final Verse) |
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Oh my God, Chorus Guy killed himself! |
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(MC Historically Inaccurate) |
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Just like John Lennon and JFK |
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(MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes) |
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And OJ Simpson's wife |
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(MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual) |
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Only one bullet? It takes a thousand bee stings to kill a man |
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(MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)) |
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That is a lot of bee |
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(MC Confusing) |
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There's more blood than a rubber hose bottle of foot! |
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(MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole) |
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Shut up, queer fags! |
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(MC Canadian Stereotype) |
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We don't tolerate that kind of hateful language in Canada |
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(MC Fatigue) |
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I'm gonna go call an ambula-*snore* |
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(MC Final Verse) |
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Who's gonna sing the chorus from now on? |
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(MC Vagina) |
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Hey... |
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You can't spell chorus without... vagina! |
