| Song | Stat-60 |
| Artist | MC Lars |
| Album | The Laptop EP |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 9 o'clock class feels like five, asleep at three, so sleep deprived. | |
| STAT-60 satisfies 2C, the math GER, not the one for me. | |
| The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English. | |
| The Sum of Squares? I don't need this. | |
| But I'm positive, studying hard, gotta pass this, no holds barred. | |
| But essay due last Thursday man, Moby Dick I understand. | |
| Up 'till five in the library, Meyer Lair, kind of scary. | |
| Asleep at eight then up at ten, missed the lecture can't pretend, | |
| I get the null hypothesis... on Tuesday's test, I was dissed. | |
| [CHORUS] | |
| Got STAT-60 on my mind, | |
| In my notes and in my rhymes. | |
| Chi-squared values all the time, | |
| Easy quarter? Not this time. | |
| Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated, Professor Thomas? | |
| Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated, but you taught this: | |
| You get involved in radio, work really hard, get your own show. | |
| But whoops, you slip, and play a track, uncensored as matter of fact. | |
| The FCC gets on your back, the station manager says it's whack. | |
| The probability that you•ll loose your show on 90.1? 1.0. | |
| Let's say that you're late for class, racing down peddling fast. | |
| You live in A, class is at B, integrate time and velocity. | |
| The probability that you'll crash your bike, | |
| In White Plaza on the way to Psych, .34 on your cell phone, .85 if you hit a cone. | |
| [REPEAT CHORUS] | |
| Let's say you meet this hot sophomore, she likes you, you can't ignore | |
| X the months that you date, P the probability that it's great. | |
| You break up but you still kiss, you're not discrete it's continuous. | |
| Late night hook ups nebulous, thin line friendship no big fuss. | |
| Weekly sessions on the phone, made the right choice, you're on your own. | |
| Good to be single all alone, degrees of freedom you can't clone. | |
| But calculate E of X, you're at a party you see your ex, | |
| The probability that your heart breaks in 2 | |
| She's with someone new and it's not you. | |
| [REPEAT CHORUS] | |
| S-T-A-T sixty, baby. | |
| S-T-A-T sixty, baby. | |
| S-T-A-T sixty, baby. | |
| S-T-A-T sixty. | |
| I'm going to pass this class, so... you know. |
| 9 o' clock class feels like five, asleep at three, so sleep deprived. | |
| STAT60 satisfies 2C, the math GER, not the one for me. | |
| The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English. | |
| The Sum of Squares? I don' t need this. | |
| But I' m positive, studying hard, gotta pass this, no holds barred. | |
| But essay due last Thursday man, Moby Dick I understand. | |
| Up ' till five in the library, Meyer Lair, kind of scary. | |
| Asleep at eight then up at ten, missed the lecture can' t pretend, | |
| I get the null hypothesis... on Tuesday' s test, I was dissed. | |
| CHORUS | |
| Got STAT60 on my mind, | |
| In my notes and in my rhymes. | |
| Chisquared values all the time, | |
| Easy quarter? Not this time. | |
| Why' d you have to go and make things so complicated, Professor Thomas? | |
| Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated, but you taught this: | |
| You get involved in radio, work really hard, get your own show. | |
| But whoops, you slip, and play a track, uncensored as matter of fact. | |
| The FCC gets on your back, the station manager says it' s whack. | |
| The probability that you ll loose your show on 90. 1? 1. 0. | |
| Let' s say that you' re late for class, racing down peddling fast. | |
| You live in A, class is at B, integrate time and velocity. | |
| The probability that you' ll crash your bike, | |
| In White Plaza on the way to Psych, . 34 on your cell phone, . 85 if you hit a cone. | |
| REPEAT CHORUS | |
| Let' s say you meet this hot sophomore, she likes you, you can' t ignore | |
| X the months that you date, P the probability that it' s great. | |
| You break up but you still kiss, you' re not discrete it' s continuous. | |
| Late night hook ups nebulous, thin line friendship no big fuss. | |
| Weekly sessions on the phone, made the right choice, you' re on your own. | |
| Good to be single all alone, degrees of freedom you can' t clone. | |
| But calculate E of X, you' re at a party you see your ex, | |
| The probability that your heart breaks in 2 | |
| She' s with someone new and it' s not you. | |
| REPEAT CHORUS | |
| STAT sixty, baby. | |
| STAT sixty, baby. | |
| STAT sixty, baby. | |
| STAT sixty. | |
| I' m going to pass this class, so... you know. |
| 9 o' clock class feels like five, asleep at three, so sleep deprived. | |
| STAT60 satisfies 2C, the math GER, not the one for me. | |
| The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English. | |
| The Sum of Squares? I don' t need this. | |
| But I' m positive, studying hard, gotta pass this, no holds barred. | |
| But essay due last Thursday man, Moby Dick I understand. | |
| Up ' till five in the library, Meyer Lair, kind of scary. | |
| Asleep at eight then up at ten, missed the lecture can' t pretend, | |
| I get the null hypothesis... on Tuesday' s test, I was dissed. | |
| CHORUS | |
| Got STAT60 on my mind, | |
| In my notes and in my rhymes. | |
| Chisquared values all the time, | |
| Easy quarter? Not this time. | |
| Why' d you have to go and make things so complicated, Professor Thomas? | |
| Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated, but you taught this: | |
| You get involved in radio, work really hard, get your own show. | |
| But whoops, you slip, and play a track, uncensored as matter of fact. | |
| The FCC gets on your back, the station manager says it' s whack. | |
| The probability that you ll loose your show on 90. 1? 1. 0. | |
| Let' s say that you' re late for class, racing down peddling fast. | |
| You live in A, class is at B, integrate time and velocity. | |
| The probability that you' ll crash your bike, | |
| In White Plaza on the way to Psych, . 34 on your cell phone, . 85 if you hit a cone. | |
| REPEAT CHORUS | |
| Let' s say you meet this hot sophomore, she likes you, you can' t ignore | |
| X the months that you date, P the probability that it' s great. | |
| You break up but you still kiss, you' re not discrete it' s continuous. | |
| Late night hook ups nebulous, thin line friendship no big fuss. | |
| Weekly sessions on the phone, made the right choice, you' re on your own. | |
| Good to be single all alone, degrees of freedom you can' t clone. | |
| But calculate E of X, you' re at a party you see your ex, | |
| The probability that your heart breaks in 2 | |
| She' s with someone new and it' s not you. | |
| REPEAT CHORUS | |
| STAT sixty, baby. | |
| STAT sixty, baby. | |
| STAT sixty, baby. | |
| STAT sixty. | |
| I' m going to pass this class, so... you know. |