I Kill People

Song I Kill People
Artist Jon lajoie
Album I Kill People

Lyrics

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[00:14.91] Did you miss me?
[00:18.32] Aww yeah, what? What?
[00:23.07] MC Vagina is right back in this bitch
[00:27.17] 2009 is the year I recorded this song
[00:31.93] Still not loving police
[00:35.15] Still got love for the Vaginal crease
[00:37.95] Player haters beware because...
[00:41.06] Guns don't kill people
[00:43.56] Uh-Uh
[00:44.96] I kill people
[00:47.41] With guns (pow)
[00:49.01] Guns don't kill people
[00:51.47] Uh-Uh
[00:52.92] I kill people
[00:55.42] With guns (pow)
[00:56.97] Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
[01:00.47] You think you can front with me? You better watch your back
[01:04.53] Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
[01:08.53] I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
[01:12.64] I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible
[01:16.94] I'm invincible like..well I'm not really invincible
[01:21.05] I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
[01:24.75] I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home
[01:29.44] Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)
[01:32.94] Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)
[01:37.05] What? What? you got a problem with this?
[01:40.45] Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
[01:44.50] Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
[01:48.61] So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts
[01:52.56] I-I mean I'll punch your nuts
[01:55.31] Sucking them would be gay
[01:56.92] And I'm totally not gay
[01:58.57] I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)
[02:01.02] Guns don't kill people
[02:03.47] Uh-Uh
[02:04.97] I kill people
[02:07.47] With guns (pow)
[02:08.93] Guns don't kill people
[02:11.43] Uh-Uh
[02:12.93] I kill people
[02:15.43] With guns (pow)
[02:16.98] If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
[02:20.99] All over his chest and face and down his throat.
[02:24.49] Cause I don't give a fuck I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson
[02:28.59] No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.
[02:32.04] Listen.
[02:32.99] I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
[02:36.95] You can't afford expensive things
[02:39.00] cause you don't have a lot of money
[02:41.05] HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them
[02:44.96] That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person
[02:49.06] Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
[02:51.52] (I have more money than you)
[02:53.07] Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
[02:55.32] (You can't even afford food!)
[02:57.07] When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
[03:00.92] And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big
[03:05.03] 25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the
[03:09.23] Anthony Hawkins of cock
[03:10.58] The Albert Einstein of dick
[03:12.98] I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
[03:16.84] The Anne Frank of erections.
[03:18.79] Uh, that's inappropriate...
[03:21.07] Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
[03:24.87] Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right.
[03:29.08] My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption
[03:34.50] ...They're really good.
[03:37.00] Guns don't kill people
[03:39.55] Uh-Uh
[03:41.00] I kill people
[03:43.45] With guns (pow)
[03:44.95] Guns don't kill people
[03:47.51] Uh-Uh
[03:48.96] I kill people
[03:51.46] With guns (pow)
[03:54.21] I've killed so many people that I don't
[03:56.72] even remember how many people I've killed...
[04:00.57] But it's probably around 7... thousand
[04:07.13] 2005 plus 4 penies
[04:11.03] Representin the North side
[04:13.34] C to the anada, Bitch
[04:17.54] Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
[04:22.60] Cooking
[04:23.55] Cleaning
[04:24.45] Vaginas
[04:25.90] And their sisters vaginas