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Have you read any good telephone books lately? |
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if you ain't then let me recommend one |
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i've already read that tulsa telephone book thirteen times |
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if you don't know any last names it ain't much fun |
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readin' that tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane |
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especially if that girl you're lookin' for has no last name |
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i gotta find her and tell her, i don't want our love to end |
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so i'm readin' that tulsa telephone book again |
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well, i was in tulsa and didn't have anything goin' |
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she lived in tulsa and didn't have anything on |
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she said, "my name is juanita," and i said, "my name is j.b. [t.]" |
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when i woke up the very next mornin' she was gone |
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all of the tulsa operators know my voice now |
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and they gotta know how long i've been alone |
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if you meet a girl named juanita with some ribbons in her hair |
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would you tell her that she's wanted on the phone |
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readin' that tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane |
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especially if that girl you're lookin' for has no last name |
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i gotta find her and tell her, i don't want our love to end |
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so i'm readin' that tulsa telephone book again |
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i'm readin' that tulsa telephone book again |