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I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake |
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Playin' the wall, takin' a break |
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Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings |
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Baby hair and bodies built to swing |
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That's when I seen her |
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Her name was Tina |
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Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina |
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I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L |
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Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell |
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But then again I'm livin' kind of foul |
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'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl" |
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To make a long story short, I got the digits |
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Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit |
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I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her |
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Layin' like a king on sheets of satin |
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That's what time it is, you know what's happenin' |
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She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty |
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I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie |
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But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness |
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With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business |
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When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek |
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But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak |
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I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in |
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And said to her with a devilish grin... |
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TINA got a big ole butt |
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I know I told you I'd be true |
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But TINA got a big ole butt |
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So I'm leavin' you |
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TINA got a big ole butt |
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I know I told you I'd be true |
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But TINA got a big ole butt |
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So I'm leavin' you |
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I went to the high school about three o'clock |
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To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock |
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My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin' |
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Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin' |
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Girls all over, the kind I adore |
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I felt like a kid in a candy store |
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That's when I seen her |
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Her name was Brenda |
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She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember |
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I said to my man, "Stop the jeep" |
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She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep |
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I kicked the bass like an NFL punter |
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And scoped the booty like a big game hunter |
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I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired |
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Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire" |
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I put the big booty on a bearskin rug |
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She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug |
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I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin' |
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You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button" |
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I circled it and teased it and made her squeal |
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Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel |
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When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes |
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When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies |
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Tina busted in my house while I was eatin' |
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You know what I said |
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Too bad you caught me cheatin', but... |
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BRENDA got a big ole butt |
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I know I told you I'd be true |
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But BRENDA got a big ole butt |
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So I'm leavin' you |
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BRENDA got a big ole butt |
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I know I told you I'd be true |
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But BRENDA got a big ole butt |
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So I'm leavin' you |
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I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak |
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Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break |
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I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car |
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Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are" |
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I paid it no attention, I walked inside |
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Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride |
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I walked in the place, everybody was lookin' |
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And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin' |
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I sat down to eat, ordered my food |
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I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude |
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But I'll take you on a platter" |
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She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter |
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You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza |
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What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa" |
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I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that |
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But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back" |
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She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear |
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L, where we going?" I said, "Right here" |
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She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see" |
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I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T. |
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When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat |
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Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat |
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Laid her on the table and place my order |
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And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter |
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On and on to the break 'a dawn |
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All over the restaurant, word is born |
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I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch |
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I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock |
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I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol |
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Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda |
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Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember |
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LISA got a big ole butt |
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I know I told you I'd be true |
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But LISA got a big ole butt |
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So I'm leavin' you |
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See ya |
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LISA got a big ole butt |
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I know I told you I'd be true |
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But LISA got a big ole butt |
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So I'm leavin' you |
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See ya |