| I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake | |
| Playin' the wall, takin' a break | |
| Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings | |
| Baby hair and bodies built to swing | |
| That's when I seen her | |
| Her name was Tina | |
| Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina | |
| I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L | |
| Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell | |
| But then again I'm livin' kind of foul | |
| 'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl" | |
| To make a long story short, I got the digits | |
| Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit | |
| I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her | |
| Layin' like a king on sheets of satin | |
| That's what time it is, you know what's happenin' | |
| She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty | |
| I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie | |
| But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness | |
| With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business | |
| When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek | |
| But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak | |
| I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in | |
| And said to her with a devilish grin... | |
| TINA got a big ole butt | |
| I know I told you I'd be true | |
| But TINA got a big ole butt | |
| So I'm leavin' you | |
| TINA got a big ole butt | |
| I know I told you I'd be true | |
| But TINA got a big ole butt | |
| So I'm leavin' you | |
| I went to the high school about three o'clock | |
| To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock | |
| My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin' | |
| Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin' | |
| Girls all over, the kind I adore | |
| I felt like a kid in a candy store | |
| That's when I seen her | |
| Her name was Brenda | |
| She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember | |
| I said to my man, "Stop the jeep" | |
| She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep | |
| I kicked the bass like an NFL punter | |
| And scoped the booty like a big game hunter | |
| I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired | |
| Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire" | |
| I put the big booty on a bearskin rug | |
| She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug | |
| I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin' | |
| You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button" | |
| I circled it and teased it and made her squeal | |
| Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel | |
| When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes | |
| When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies | |
| Tina busted in my house while I was eatin' | |
| You know what I said | |
| Too bad you caught me cheatin', but... | |
| BRENDA got a big ole butt | |
| I know I told you I'd be true | |
| But BRENDA got a big ole butt | |
| So I'm leavin' you | |
| BRENDA got a big ole butt | |
| I know I told you I'd be true | |
| But BRENDA got a big ole butt | |
| So I'm leavin' you | |
| I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak | |
| Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break | |
| I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car | |
| Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are" | |
| I paid it no attention, I walked inside | |
| Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride | |
| I walked in the place, everybody was lookin' | |
| And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin' | |
| I sat down to eat, ordered my food | |
| I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude | |
| But I'll take you on a platter" | |
| She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter | |
| You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza | |
| What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa" | |
| I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that | |
| But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back" | |
| She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear | |
| L, where we going?" I said, "Right here" | |
| She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see" | |
| I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T. | |
| When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat | |
| Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat | |
| Laid her on the table and place my order | |
| And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter | |
| On and on to the break 'a dawn | |
| All over the restaurant, word is born | |
| I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch | |
| I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock | |
| I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol | |
| Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda | |
| Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember | |
| LISA got a big ole butt | |
| I know I told you I'd be true | |
| But LISA got a big ole butt | |
| So I'm leavin' you | |
| See ya | |
| LISA got a big ole butt | |
| I know I told you I'd be true | |
| But LISA got a big ole butt | |
| So I'm leavin' you | |
| See ya |
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