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Yeah! That's the beat right there |
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I'm about to black out with a hundred bars on some professional shit |
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So don't try this at home, yo |
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Yo, yo, yo |
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My style of rhymin' is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans |
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Because I recognize it's all about timing |
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Me and my freestyle alliance practicin' African voodoo science |
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In front of twenty feet bonfires lookin' skyward calculating May 5, 2000 |
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The nine planets'll be in alignment |
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The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit |
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Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet |
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With mercury ion rockets |
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And a big-ass "Canibus Comin' Soon" poster on the side of it |
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I'm known geographically and intergalactically |
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That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me |
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They even tried kidnappin' me and they would've snatched me |
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If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity |
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Engines stalled and failed, crashed into a farmer's field |
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And that's really what caused Roswell |
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Undercover operatives workin' for COM 12 |
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Disguised as a nigga, signed with a record deal |
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Lyrically I'm off-scale |
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So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel |
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Bruisin' niggas, confusin' niggas |
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Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles |
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Hear the wild wolf growl |
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Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds |
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Wack niggas wanna be down but it's not allowed |
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Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth |
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With the southpaw southern fist |
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I'll bust your shit , swell your lip bigger than Bubba's shrimp |
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For acting tough and shit , what a wimp |
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You giant Goliath, niggas get shot with a rubber sling |
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I'm an experiment gone bad |
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My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that I'm stark ravin' mad |
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Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast |
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When I throw the Florence flask in my hand |
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Flammable liquids in the lab explode |
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And you get stabbed with all the flyin' glass |
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Trained to blow up commercial aircraft, trained in chemical weapons class |
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Just to see how long a nigga's breath'll last |
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I put him in a leather mask, spray his ass with a can of pepper gas |
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Then watch him grab his neck and gag |
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Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh |
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"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask |
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Nigga, pick a tougher task, see who the ****'ll last |
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Whoever lose'll get a solderin' iron up the ass |
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You need to recognize |
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My hand is quicker than the eye, quicker than the five speed Jamiroquai drives |
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A lifespan longer than nine lives, infinite rhymes that can't die |
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A nigga with a divine mind |
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I dedicate this to the wise, dedicate it to dimes |
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Dividin' myself into hundred ten times |
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You can't deny the offerin's I offer |
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Flows that glow with auroras that sparkle like water |
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Fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche |
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Murder a million MC's, then autograph all of their coffins |
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Been gettin' it on since I been born and I'm a live long |
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And I'm a be gettin' it on 'till I'm gone |
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Look at all the stages I been on, all the songs that I spit on |
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I took an oath to rip everything I get on |
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A nigga like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndrome |
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In the wrist bones from gripping microphones this long |
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I'm just a small fish in a big pond |
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And gets pissed off, whenever I get picked on |
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Nigga try to flip and get flipped on |
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My army march a million strong, like the Nation of Islam with suede Timbs on |
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Extremely hostile |
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Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles |
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A lyrical lynch mob |
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Shittin' on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on |
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Duckin' down low like we in 'Nam fightin' the Viet Cong |
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Screamin' "Incoming!" when I see a bomb |
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Speak to your leader, surrender your arms |
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You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds |
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Plus 800,000 to even consider a war |
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And 200,000 more to even look hard |
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You better drop your flag and withdraw |
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My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors |
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And smash y'all, attach y'all to the back of my horse |
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And drag y'all across the mother****in' asphalt |
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Nine out of ten niggas is frauds |
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You know who you are, always talkin' about your bitches and your cars |
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Your jewelry and your girls, it's like we from two different worlds |
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You mother****ers really get on my nerves |
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'Cause I'm beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shit |
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I close my eyes when I freestyle, so I could read what prints across them |
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Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audience |
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To barbecue your brain organs |
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You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven |
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I flame broil suckers then hit 'em with some more shit , the raw shit |
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Call my reinforcements, the Four Horsemen |
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Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit |
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I dare a mother****er to cross it |
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I'll even call my man Black Rob at two in the mornin' |
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Tell him it's important, tell him to call Sting three way and sing a chorus |
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Break your camcorders, so you mother****ers can't record it |
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Call the news, I'll kill your reporters |
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Start a lawsuit, I'll kill your lawyers |
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**** the soft shit and **** what y'all think |
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My album's gold cause my album was the bomb shit |
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Y'all niggas got your ass beat, 'cause you asked for it |
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Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid |
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'Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys |
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You **** 'em in the ass, then you give 'em cash for it |
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That's some sick shit homeboy |
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A hundred years ago they'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud |
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You fraudulent, feminine, fragile as a feather is |
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With an effortless blow, I'll crack your whole skeleton |
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You think you're better than Canibus, where's the evidence? |
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You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship |
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You need to shut the **** up, cause your breath stink |
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Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints |
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Battlin' me, you never win |
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You thought you was the only nigga, that could sneak a weapon in? Nigga, guess again |
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Cause after I'm finished wreckin' this shit |
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I'm a drink a whole bottle of Henny and go **** a lesbian |