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Dear Abby, Dear Abby; My feet are too long, |
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My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong. |
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My friends they all tell me I've no friends at all, |
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Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call. |
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Signed, Bewildered. |
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Chorus: Bewildered,bewildered you have no complaint, |
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You are what you are and you aint what you aint. |
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So listen up buster and listen up good, |
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Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood. |
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Signed, Dear Abby. |
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Dear Abby,Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks. |
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My wife hollars at me and my kids are all freaks. |
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Every side I get up is the wrong side of bed, |
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If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead. |
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Signed, Unhappy. |
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cho: Unhappy,Unhappy, you have no complaint ... |
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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this, |
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But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss. |
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My girlfriend tells me its all in my head, |
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But my stomach tells me to write you instead. |
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Signed, Noise-maker. (cho: Noise-maker,Noise-maker, ...) |
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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I never'd have thought, |
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That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught. |
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We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze, |
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With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees. |
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Signed, Just Married. (cho: Just Married, Just Married, ...) |
