| Song | The Happiest Days Of Our Lives |
| Artist | Pink Floyd |
| Album | Discovery |
| [00:53.71] | When we grew up and went to school |
| [00:56.43] | There were certain teachers who would |
| [00:58.75] | Hurt the children any way they could |
| [01:05.60] | By pouring their derision |
| [01:07.72] | Upon anything we did |
| [01:10.32] | And exposing every weakness |
| [01:12.44] | However carefully hidden by the kids |
| [01:23.94] | But in the town it was well known |
| [01:26.26] | When they got home at night, their fat and |
| [01:28.89] | Psychopathic wives would thrash them |
| [01:31.42] | Within inches of their lives |