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Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are, oh |
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You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are |
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And when your hand is on your heart |
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You're nearly a good laugh |
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Almost a joker |
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With your head down in the pig bin |
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Saying "Keep on diggin'" |
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Pig stain on your fat chin |
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What do you hope to find? |
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There in the pig mine |
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You're nearly a laugh |
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You're nearly a laugh |
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But you're really a cry |
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Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are |
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You fucked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are |
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You radiate cold shafts of broken glass |
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You're nearly a good laugh |
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Almost worth a quick grin |
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You like the feel of steel |
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You're hot stuff with a hat pin |
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And good fun with a hand gun |
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You're nearly a laugh |
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You're nearly a laugh |
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But you're really a cry |
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Hey you White House, ha ha, charade you are |
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You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are |
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You're trying to keep our feelings off the street |
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You're nearly a real treat |
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All tight lips and cold feet |
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I know you feel abused |
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You gotta stem the evil tide |
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And keep it all on the inside |
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Mary you're nearly a treat |
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Mary you're nearly a treat |
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But you're really a cry |
