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They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to France |
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And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doin' a brand new dance |
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And the White House social season should be glittering and gay |
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But here in Topeka the rain is a fallin' |
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The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin' |
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One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin' and one's on the way |
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I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact |
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And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act |
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While the TV's showin' Newlyweds a real fun game to play |
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But here in Topeka the screen door's a bangin' |
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The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin' |
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One wants a cookie and one wants a changin' and one's on the way |
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Now what was I doin' Jimmy get away from there darn there goes the phone |
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Hello honey what's that you say you're bringin' a few ole buddies home |
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You're callin' from a barn get away from there |
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No not you honey I was talkin' to the baby wait a minute honey the door bell |
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Honey could you stop at the market and hello hello well I'll be |
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The girls in New York City they all march for women's lib |
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And Better Homes and Gardens shows the modern way to live |
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And the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile today |
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Here in Topeka the flies are a buzzin' |
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The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin' |
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One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin' Lord one's on the way |
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Oh gee I hope it ain't twins again |
