Fat Children Lyrics
| Song | Fat Children |
| Artist | Tim Minchin |
| Album | So Rock |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children | |
| You will regret it when they're in their teens | |
| Maccas might shut them up now that they're seven | |
| But they won't forgive you when | |
| They're getting picked last for PE | |
| Don't you see? | |
| Boombalata motherfucker | |
| Have you noticed that yo kids are fat? | |
| What are you going to do about that? | |
| What are you going to do? | |
| So you telling me that your family | |
| Has a history of obesity | |
| You got a wire loose in your pituitary | |
| It's just the way that God made me | |
| It's unlikely, statistically | |
| To be a physical thing | |
| But either way it don't explain why you | |
| Are in the queue at Burger King | |
| You can blame it on biology | |
| You can blame your physiology | |
| You can point to genealogy | |
| And your social anthropology | |
| You can say you are an ectomorph | |
| That you just can't get the kilos orf | |
| Well you can be what you wanna be | |
| But stop feeding that boy KFC | |
| He weighs 30 kilos and he's only three | |
| He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti | |
| Switching to Diet Coke is not the way back | |
| Boombalata motherfucker | |
| Your kid's a fat, have you noticed that? | |
| Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu | |
| Only eats pizza like that because you do | |
| And you, you should feel ashamed | |
| For you have only got yourself to blame | |
| Will be dead of a heart attack | |
| Before your grandchildren are ten | |
| Perhaps you'll consider | |
| A cut-back on extra fries then | |
| Boombalata kiddie-stuffer | |
| Have you noticed that your kids are fat? | |
| What are you gonna do about that? | |
| What are you gonna do? | |
| So you're telling me that your family | |
| Has a history of obesity | |
| You got the polycystic ovaries | |
| Your mum had childhood diabetes | |
| But – and in your case | |
| There's a fucking big butt | |
| Do you think it's an appropriate treat | |
| The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut? | |
| There's no excuse you silly goose | |
| For a child with a caboose | |
| Like a moose who's eaten too much mousse | |
| It's tantamount to child abuse | |
| Kick them off the fucking couch | |
| Unplug the Playstation | |
| Send them down to the park | |
| If they don't wanna go, make 'em | |
| Tell them they have to jog | |
| Until their jogging shorts fit 'em | |
| If they hesitate, ask firmly | |
| If they still resist, hit 'em | |
| Is this what you want for your girl and your guy? | |
| These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? | |
| Kit Kats in value packs are not the way back | |
| Boombalata Motherfucker | |
| Your kids are fat, did you notice that? | |
| And you, you should feel ashamed | |
| For you have only got yourself to blame | |
| Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut | |
| Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut | |
| He'll be looking for a kidney | |
| Before your grandchildren are ten | |
| Perhaps you'll consider | |
| A cut-back on Taco Bell then | |
| Perhaps you'll consider | |
| A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts | |
| And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes | |
| And microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds | |
| For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV | |
| And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying | |
| Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath | |
| Cos he's 35 kilos above the ideal weight | |
| Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy |
| Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children | |
| You will regret it when they' re in their teens | |
| Maccas might shut them up now that they' re seven | |
| But they won' t forgive you when | |
| They' re getting picked last for PE | |
| Don' t you see? | |
| Boombalata motherfucker | |
| Have you noticed that yo kids are fat? | |
| What are you going to do about that? | |
| What are you going to do? | |
| So you telling me that your family | |
| Has a history of obesity | |
| You got a wire loose in your pituitary | |
| It' s just the way that God made me | |
| It' s unlikely, statistically | |
| To be a physical thing | |
| But either way it don' t explain why you | |
| Are in the queue at Burger King | |
| You can blame it on biology | |
| You can blame your physiology | |
| You can point to genealogy | |
| And your social anthropology | |
| You can say you are an ectomorph | |
| That you just can' t get the kilos orf | |
| Well you can be what you wanna be | |
| But stop feeding that boy KFC | |
| He weighs 30 kilos and he' s only three | |
| He looks like a cleanshaven Pavarotti | |
| Switching to Diet Coke is not the way back | |
| Boombalata motherfucker | |
| Your kid' s a fat, have you noticed that? | |
| Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu | |
| Only eats pizza like that because you do | |
| And you, you should feel ashamed | |
| For you have only got yourself to blame | |
| Will be dead of a heart attack | |
| Before your grandchildren are ten | |
| Perhaps you' ll consider | |
| A cutback on extra fries then | |
| Boombalata kiddiestuffer | |
| Have you noticed that your kids are fat? | |
| What are you gonna do about that? | |
| What are you gonna do? | |
| So you' re telling me that your family | |
| Has a history of obesity | |
| You got the polycystic ovaries | |
| Your mum had childhood diabetes | |
| But and in your case | |
| There' s a fucking big butt | |
| Do you think it' s an appropriate treat | |
| The allyoucaneat at Pizza Hut? | |
| There' s no excuse you silly goose | |
| For a child with a caboose | |
| Like a moose who' s eaten too much mousse | |
| It' s tantamount to child abuse | |
| Kick them off the fucking couch | |
| Unplug the Playstation | |
| Send them down to the park | |
| If they don' t wanna go, make ' em | |
| Tell them they have to jog | |
| Until their jogging shorts fit ' em | |
| If they hesitate, ask firmly | |
| If they still resist, hit ' em | |
| Is this what you want for your girl and your guy? | |
| These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? | |
| Kit Kats in value packs are not the way back | |
| Boombalata Motherfucker | |
| Your kids are fat, did you notice that? | |
| And you, you should feel ashamed | |
| For you have only got yourself to blame | |
| Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut | |
| Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut | |
| He' ll be looking for a kidney | |
| Before your grandchildren are ten | |
| Perhaps you' ll consider | |
| A cutback on Taco Bell then | |
| Perhaps you' ll consider | |
| A cutback on Krispy Kreme doughnuts | |
| And Popcorn in bucketsized boxes | |
| And microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds | |
| For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV | |
| And notes to the physed instructor saying | |
| Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath | |
| Cos he' s 35 kilos above the ideal weight | |
| Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy |
| Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children | |
| You will regret it when they' re in their teens | |
| Maccas might shut them up now that they' re seven | |
| But they won' t forgive you when | |
| They' re getting picked last for PE | |
| Don' t you see? | |
| Boombalata motherfucker | |
| Have you noticed that yo kids are fat? | |
| What are you going to do about that? | |
| What are you going to do? | |
| So you telling me that your family | |
| Has a history of obesity | |
| You got a wire loose in your pituitary | |
| It' s just the way that God made me | |
| It' s unlikely, statistically | |
| To be a physical thing | |
| But either way it don' t explain why you | |
| Are in the queue at Burger King | |
| You can blame it on biology | |
| You can blame your physiology | |
| You can point to genealogy | |
| And your social anthropology | |
| You can say you are an ectomorph | |
| That you just can' t get the kilos orf | |
| Well you can be what you wanna be | |
| But stop feeding that boy KFC | |
| He weighs 30 kilos and he' s only three | |
| He looks like a cleanshaven Pavarotti | |
| Switching to Diet Coke is not the way back | |
| Boombalata motherfucker | |
| Your kid' s a fat, have you noticed that? | |
| Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu | |
| Only eats pizza like that because you do | |
| And you, you should feel ashamed | |
| For you have only got yourself to blame | |
| Will be dead of a heart attack | |
| Before your grandchildren are ten | |
| Perhaps you' ll consider | |
| A cutback on extra fries then | |
| Boombalata kiddiestuffer | |
| Have you noticed that your kids are fat? | |
| What are you gonna do about that? | |
| What are you gonna do? | |
| So you' re telling me that your family | |
| Has a history of obesity | |
| You got the polycystic ovaries | |
| Your mum had childhood diabetes | |
| But and in your case | |
| There' s a fucking big butt | |
| Do you think it' s an appropriate treat | |
| The allyoucaneat at Pizza Hut? | |
| There' s no excuse you silly goose | |
| For a child with a caboose | |
| Like a moose who' s eaten too much mousse | |
| It' s tantamount to child abuse | |
| Kick them off the fucking couch | |
| Unplug the Playstation | |
| Send them down to the park | |
| If they don' t wanna go, make ' em | |
| Tell them they have to jog | |
| Until their jogging shorts fit ' em | |
| If they hesitate, ask firmly | |
| If they still resist, hit ' em | |
| Is this what you want for your girl and your guy? | |
| These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? | |
| Kit Kats in value packs are not the way back | |
| Boombalata Motherfucker | |
| Your kids are fat, did you notice that? | |
| And you, you should feel ashamed | |
| For you have only got yourself to blame | |
| Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut | |
| Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut | |
| He' ll be looking for a kidney | |
| Before your grandchildren are ten | |
| Perhaps you' ll consider | |
| A cutback on Taco Bell then | |
| Perhaps you' ll consider | |
| A cutback on Krispy Kreme doughnuts | |
| And Popcorn in bucketsized boxes | |
| And microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds | |
| For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV | |
| And notes to the physed instructor saying | |
| Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath | |
| Cos he' s 35 kilos above the ideal weight | |
| Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy |
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