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I used to lead a quiet life |
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In fact it was a bare existence |
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I passed out on many floors |
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I don't do that any more |
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Hello my friends |
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Is everybody happy? |
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Hey look me over, lend me an ear |
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I'm a conservative |
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I like the small black marks on my hand |
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I'm a conservative |
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I like the crazy girls that I screw |
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Hey, hey I know them all well |
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And when I run out of bread I laugh |
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All the way to the bank |
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Sometimes I pause for a drink |
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Conservatism ain't no easy job |
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I smile in the mornings |
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I live without a care |
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Nothing is denied me |
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And nothing ever hurts |
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I got bored so I'm making my millions |
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When you're conservative you get a better break |
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You're always on the right side |
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When you're conservative |
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You walk with pride |
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Pride is on your side |
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(Pride pride pride is on our side) |
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(Oh boy, pride is on our side) |
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I like my beer |
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I like my bread |
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I love my girl |
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I love my head |
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I'm in the clear man |
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I'm in the clear |
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'Cause I'm a conservative |
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I'm a conservative |
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I really am, oh, yes l am |
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And it could mean so much to me |
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If you would only be like me |
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Yes it could mean so much to me |
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Hey, look me over |
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Lend me an ear |
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I'm a conservative |
