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Well he came looking for me with her arms open wide |
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Like some long lost friend of mine |
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She said, "Excuse me, but do you remember me?" |
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I said, "No, I don't believe I do" |
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So she looked me up and down |
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And undressed me with her eyes |
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Then she said, "You've got everything I need |
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You got everything I want", so I said, "Okay" |
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"You can wear my hat, you can have my coat |
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You can take my shirt 'cos I don't need it |
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You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks |
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Come on take my bag, it's yours" |
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"If you love it |
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You can have it if you love it |
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Ain't no problem if you love it |
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Come on take it if you love it" |
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So her friend came up to me with a pen and paper in her hand |
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Expressing some interest in the number of my room |
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She said, "Excuse me, but do you remember me?" |
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I said, "No", she said, "Can I appeal to you?" |
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So I looked her up and down |
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And realizing her insinuations I blushed |
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She said, "Listen babe, you don't know me |
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No, you don't know me but you owe me" |
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"And I love you, yes, I love you |
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Put your arms around me 'cos I love you |
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And I got all your records and I love you" |
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So I suggested |
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"You can wear my hat, you can have my coat |
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You can take my shirt 'cos I don't need it |
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You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks |
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Come on take my bag, it's yours" |
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"If you love it |
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Well you can have it if you love it |
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I got no problem if you love it |
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Come on take it if you love it, love it |
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Come on love it" |
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Well later on that day this guy came to me |
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With a scrap of paper in his hand |
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He said, 'Hey buddy, can you sign your name for me?" |
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I said, "Why, do I owe you money?" he said, "No" |
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I said, "Listen pal do I know you? Have we ever met? |
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Why do you want my name on this little piece of paper? |
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He said, "I love you, I don't know you but I love you |
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Like my brother I love you put your arms around me 'cos I love you" |
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I said, "Hey let's not rush things" |
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"You can wear my hat, you can have my coat |
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You can take my shirt 'cos I don't need it |
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You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks |
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Come on take my bag, it's yours" |
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"If you love it |
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You can have it if you love it |
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Ain't no problem if you love it |
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Come on take it if you love it, love it |
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Come on love it" |
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Ain't no problem for me if you want it |
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Take my hat, take my bag, I don't need nothing |
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You can wear my hat, you can wear my hat |
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Come on, wear my hat, wear my hat |
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You can wear my hat, come on, wear my hat |
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You can wear my hat, come on, wear my hat |
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You can take anything you want |
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Take my bag, it's yours |
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You can wear my hat, you can wear my hat |
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Come on, wear my hat, you can wear my hat |
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Wear my hat, wear my hat |
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Come on, wear my hat, come on, wear my hat |
