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I looked in the mirror |
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What did you see looking at you? |
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I saw a nine stone weakling |
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What will you do? |
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Dynamic tension waiting for you |
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Dynamic tension make a man out of you |
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I opened my magazine |
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What did you see? |
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I saw Mr. France |
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What did he have? |
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A girl on each shoulder |
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What else? |
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And one in his pants |
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Dynamic tension can do this for you |
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Dynamic tension make a man out of you you you you you |
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So our hero goes down to the beach |
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He's in real terrible shape |
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His chick's been seen with big Alex |
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That mother kicked sand in his face |
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Now let me tell you about Alex |
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He's got hands like hams, knees like trees |
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(Hands like hams, knees like trees) |
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200 lbs of surfboard Hercules |
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Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me |
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I lost my girl down by the beach |
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She's with Alex and she's out of reach |
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So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me |
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I saw your body in an advert on TV |
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But what convinced me was your money back guarantee |
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Now, I'm stronger than Alex |
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Where is he now? |
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He's left in disgrace, oh yeah |
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'Cause I took back my girlfriend |
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And kicked sand in his face |
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In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose |
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Dynamic tension waiting for you |
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Dynamic tension make a man out of you |
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Dynamic tension, dynamic tension |
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Dynamic tension, dynamic tension |
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Dynamic tension, dynamic tension |
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Dynamic tension, dynamic tension |
