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[Intro:] |
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Yo... |
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Who's afraid, of the big, bad, BAT |
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Who issss, the Batman kid? |
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It's me (heh) (I ain't afraid of NUTTIN) |
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Word up, let's do it (of NUTTIN) |
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[Verse One:] |
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I got your mind twisted (twisted) |
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Unrealistic wavelength draining on your brain-strip inflicted |
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Crossword puzzling your delf |
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Questioning your own mental health (yeah) it's like a maze within itself |
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(yeah) Check the grimey, slimey, crimey |
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Crim-inim-inal indivi-dual I be |
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Searching for the Dark Knight |
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Lurking in the shadows of the city, he roll with jiggy |
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My rhyme committee, robbing every Gotham piggy bank blinnnnnnnd |
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Take a journey through the mind of a Riddler |
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[Chorus:] |
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Tax free money not a problem |
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A heist to get the ice not a problem |
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A body for a price not a problem |
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Hmmmmmmm.... it's The Riddler |
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[Verse Two:] |
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Once again it's the mind bender, three-time felony offender |
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Demented, brain cemented, mixed in the blender |
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I lose ya, mass-confusion, question mark clues in |
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What where why whose-it, QUIZZZ |
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Time to ask yourself who it is |
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Sheisty P.L.O. underhanded biz, invading brothers wigs |
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Can I live |
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Corrupt and bringing all the misery and suffering |
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Pain, you couldn't cure with a Bufferin |
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Rotating, ridiculous, rapid-fire riddles |
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Bat get trapped in the middle of The Riddler |
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[Chorus:] |
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Murder for the evil not a problem |
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To the gen there is no sequel not a problem (not a problem) |
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Big up to all my people not a problem (not a problem) |
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Hmmmmmmm... it's the Riddler |
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[Verse Three:] |
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Observe if you will |
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I'm in my hide-out in the back of the hill (of the hill) |
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I crack a wall then I caught about a mil (bout a millll) |
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Co-defendant Johnny Blaze and Bobby Steels (Bobby Steels) |
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We was blazing hardware (hardware) |
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Turn the corner you can hear the wheels squeel |
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[rehrrarrrr] |
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On that ass fast was the Batmobile (Batmobile) |
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I could tell by the demon on the grill, this was real |
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Alley-cat screaming, I hit a trash can |
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Garbage everywhere, money flying out the bags and |
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trying to escape, jiggy with the cape |
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Or else he'd be headed upstate, it's The Riddler |
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[Chorus:] |
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Talkin homicide, not a problem (that's no problem) |
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You want to talk genocide not a problem (that's no problem) |
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Now if you're speaking genocide not a problem (that's no problem) |
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Hmmmmmmm.... for The Riddler |
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[Verse Four:] |
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Johnny Blaze, I invest in crime cuz it pays |
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Mad scams, let me count the ways, a crime wave |
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I make a killing, on the first one to point his finger at the villian |
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Who be I, the priiimmmmmme |
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Suspect, crim-inim-inal intellect |
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Robbing banks HAH down to grand theft what we want |
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is it all, every seal on every door, every wallllll |
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Until the jig is called on The Riddler |