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Insane Clown Posse |
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Psychopathics From Outer Space |
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The Amazing Maze |
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Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun |
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But those rides just aren't for everyone |
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Bought my ticket I'ma have a run |
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In the maze (WHOOOO!) |
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If I don't come back or right away |
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Give me time at least a half a day |
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Don't just leave me lost and blown away |
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In the maze (WHOOOO!) |
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Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple |
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And I'm Jimbo Jizm |
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Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze |
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Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out |
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Let's meet today's volunteer |
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This is Rick |
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We like to call him Rick the Dick |
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Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur |
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Who smacks his wife around |
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And buys his way in and out of everything |
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Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze |
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What up bitch? I'm Violent J |
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I'll be your guide for today, k? |
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Good, got mad doors and mad floors |
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Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens |
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Make a left just before you make a right |
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And your left should be to your right |
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If your lefts right, right? |
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Good, begin the show |
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Go on ahead boy and open up the first door |
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Welcome to a theatrical thriller |
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Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer |
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With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow |
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You get it back if you make it out though |
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Fuck ain't no use crying all day |
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You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway |
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You gotta be a man at least you learned |
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Everything you get in the maze you've earned |
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Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock |
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You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock |
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Turn right it might look the same |
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But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks |
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This really ain't shit |
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About a million tacks and the room spins a bit |
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If you stay on your feet you'll be okay |
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Oh let me get out of your way |
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Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff |
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That's right Jimbo |
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He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that |
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You can always witness spectacles truly amazing |
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Within the amazing maze |
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Let's see where else Rick's adventures |
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Will lead the little dickwipe |
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Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls |
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Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls |
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What's this? Dead end, doors locked |
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It's a long way back, just knock |
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Oh should've turned around no doubt |
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Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about |
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Keep going make a left, right left |
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Now run straight ahead some more |
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Open up the door |
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Slide in the sheets, nice breeze |
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Relax ninja take it with ease |
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The maze is a place of magic |
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Many surprises, your dick rises |
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Lay down expect the best |
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In comes your lover with a hairy chest |
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Hello sexy I'm grim love |
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Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud |
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Aww shit you fell for that |
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I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped |
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All that dissin of the opposite sex |
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And look who just got they butthole flexed |
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Wait! What's that? |
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The walls are closing in, fuck dat |
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Hurry run for your life |
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Ohh he'll be alright |
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How's that sit with you Jimbo? |
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First he gets plugged with bullets |
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Then he gets his butt plugged |
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I think he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff |
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I mean what kind of asshole |
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Can't find his way out of this maze? |
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You gotta be a real dickbuffer |
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To wind up here in the first place |
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Right you are Jimbo |
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Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more |
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Alrighty ain't no need to fear |
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If there's a way out it's gotta be near |
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Hey yo look a phone |
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You still got one good arm so it's on |
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Can you hear? Ahh tongue in your ear |
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Drop it the phones got a life of it's own |
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Kiss me man hey come on |
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Slip down the slide go faster |
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Bed of nails, disaster |
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Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door |
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Woods, trees you're outside |
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Lots of places for creeps to hide |
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Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft |
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Caught your foot and the ankles left |
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Creepin off with your stump |
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Feel something in the rump |
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Holla's, yeah they gonna get you |
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How does it feel bitch get the picture |
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Back indoors hey at last |
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Look at your family behind the glass |
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They look weird, they're sayin something |
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Listen up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up |
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Oooh they're laughin and they're pointing at you |
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At least you know what they're sayins true |
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It's one last door you made it home, or |
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Or what? Once again it's on |
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Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun |
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But those rides just aren't for everyone |
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Bought my ticket I'ma have a run |
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In the maze (WHOOOO!) |
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If I don't come back or right away (Hey) |
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Hey man cut that shit |
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What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man |
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Fuck dat |
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It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man |
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Turn that shit off |
