| Verso 1 | |
| I'm just a little pony, | |
| Working in the funfair, | |
| Life has never been easy, | |
| That's not life, that's a nightmare... | |
| I've never seen a prairie, | |
| Never seen - a tree, | |
| Be the judge you're about to ride me, | |
| Is it touch, I don't do it... (not 100% sure) | |
| They could do the slip with you, | |
| And what the groom may not of touched, | |
| Forced to turn around a pick, | |
| Bet your really just like me. | |
| Verso 2 | |
| I'm just a little pony, | |
| Working in the funfair, | |
| Life has never been easy, | |
| That's not life, that's a nightmare... | |
| I've never seen a prairie, | |
| Never seen - a tree, | |
| Be the judge you're about to ride me, | |
| Is it touch, I don't do it... (not 100% sure) | |
| I'm just a little pony, | |
| I've never seen a prairie, | |
| They could do the slip with you, | |
| Is it touch I still decree, (not 100% sure) | |
| They could do the slip with you, | |
| And what the groom may not of touched, | |
| Forced to turn around a pick. |