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I never thought hyenas essential |
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They're crude and unspeakably plain |
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But maybe they've a glimmer of potential |
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If allied to my vision and brain |
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I know that your powers of retention |
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Are as wet as a warthog's backside |
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But thick as you are, pay attention |
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My words are a matter of pride |
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It's clear from your vacant expressions |
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The lights are not all on upstairs |
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But we're talking kings and successions |
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Even you can't be caught unawares |
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So prepare for a chance of a lifetime |
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Be prepared for sensational news |
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A shining new era |
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Is tiptoeing nearer |
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And where do we feature? |
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Just listen to teacher |
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I know it sounds sordid |
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But you'll be rewarded |
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When at last I am given my dues |
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And injustice deliciously squared |
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Be prepared! |
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It's great that we'll soon be connected |
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With a king who'll be all-time adored |
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Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected |
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To take certain duties on board |
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The future is littered with prizes |
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And though I'm the main addressee |
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The point that I must emphasize is |
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You won't get a sniff without me! |
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So prepare for the coup of the century |
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(Oooh!) |
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Be prepared for the murkiest scam |
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(Oooh... La! La! La!) |
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Meticulous planning |
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(We'll have food!) |
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Tenacity spanning |
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(Lots of food) |
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Decades of denial |
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(We repeat) |
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Is simply why I'll |
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(Endless meat) |
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Be king undisputed |
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(Aaaaaaah...) |
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Respected, saluted |
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(...aaaaaaah...) |
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And seen for the wonder I am |
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(...aaaaaaah!) |
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Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared |
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(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo) |
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Be prepared! |
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Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared - |
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Be prepared! |