| Song | Crime Of The Century |
| Artist | Supertramp |
| Album | Classics, Vol. 9 |
| Now they're planning the crime of the century | |
| Well what will it be? | |
| Read all about their schemes and adventuring | |
| Yes, it's well worth a fee | |
| So roll up and see | |
| How they rape the universe | |
| How they gone from bad to worse | |
| Who are these men of lust, greed and glory? | |
| Rip off the masks and let's see | |
| But that's not right, oh no, what's the story? | |
| But there's you and there's me |