Who Put The Stump? Lyrics

	作词 : Bob Rivers/Joe Bryant/Spike O'Niell
	作曲 : Bob Rivers/Joe Bryant/Spike O'Niell
	I'd like to find the guy
	Who done me wrong
	And stuck my faget arse up
	On this Christmas tree.
	Who put the stump
	In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
	Who took and jammed it
	In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
	Who stood the wood
	Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
	Who put the stick
	Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
	Who was that man?
	He shoved it up my can
	And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
	When this angel heard
	Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
	A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
	Those pine tree needles sting me,
	Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
	You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
	So who put the stump
	In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
	Who took and jammed it
	In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
	Who stood the wood
	Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
	Who put the stick
	Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
	Who took that bush
	And crammed it in my tush?
	He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
	Each night when I'm alone,
	Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
	Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
	It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
	And every time I wiggle,
	Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
	A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
	(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
	Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
	Slipty-din-de-din
	Poopity poopity shoop ...)

	zuo ci : Bob Rivers Joe Bryant Spike O' Niell
	zuo qu : Bob Rivers Joe Bryant Spike O' Niell
	I' d like to find the guy
	Who done me wrong
	And stuck my faget arse up
	On this Christmas tree.
	Who put the stump
	In my rumpbabumpbabump?
	Who took and jammed it
	In my ramalamading dong?
	Who stood the wood
	Where I poopshepoopshepoop?
	Who put the stick
	Up my hiptydiptydip?
	Who was that man?
	He shoved it up my can
	And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. Yeah ...
	When this angel heard
	Chopbababop, dichopbababop,
	A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
	Those pine tree needles sting me,
	Ramajamaramajammin' in my ding dong.
	You' ll never know how much that smarts. Hooah ...
	So who put the stump
	In my rumpbabumpbabump?
	Who took and jammed it
	In my ramalamading dong?
	Who stood the wood
	Where I poopshepoopshepoop?
	Who put the stick
	Up my hiptydiptydip?
	Who took that bush
	And crammed it in my tush?
	He made this angel beg for mercy, please. Yow ...
	Each night when I' m alone,
	Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
	Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
	It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
	And every time I wiggle,
	Sliptydindedin, sliptydindedin,
	A little further in it goes. Ohhh Yeah ...
	Rumpbabumpbabump
	Ramalama ding dong
	Sliptydindedin
	Poopity poopity shoop ...

	zuò cí : Bob Rivers Joe Bryant Spike O' Niell
	zuò qǔ : Bob Rivers Joe Bryant Spike O' Niell
	I' d like to find the guy
	Who done me wrong
	And stuck my faget arse up
	On this Christmas tree.
	Who put the stump
	In my rumpbabumpbabump?
	Who took and jammed it
	In my ramalamading dong?
	Who stood the wood
	Where I poopshepoopshepoop?
	Who put the stick
	Up my hiptydiptydip?
	Who was that man?
	He shoved it up my can
	And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. Yeah ...
	When this angel heard
	Chopbababop, dichopbababop,
	A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
	Those pine tree needles sting me,
	Ramajamaramajammin' in my ding dong.
	You' ll never know how much that smarts. Hooah ...
	So who put the stump
	In my rumpbabumpbabump?
	Who took and jammed it
	In my ramalamading dong?
	Who stood the wood
	Where I poopshepoopshepoop?
	Who put the stick
	Up my hiptydiptydip?
	Who took that bush
	And crammed it in my tush?
	He made this angel beg for mercy, please. Yow ...
	Each night when I' m alone,
	Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
	Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
	It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
	And every time I wiggle,
	Sliptydindedin, sliptydindedin,
	A little further in it goes. Ohhh Yeah ...
	Rumpbabumpbabump
	Ramalama ding dong
	Sliptydindedin
	Poopity poopity shoop ...

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