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Remember when you ran away |
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And I got on my knees and begged you |
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Not to leave because I'd go beserk? |
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WELL |
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You left me anyhow and |
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Then the days got worse and worse |
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And now you see I've gone completely |
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Out of my mind |
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AND |
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(1): |
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They're coming to take me away |
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Haha, they're coming to take me away |
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Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha |
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To the funny farm |
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Where life is beautiful all the time |
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And I'll be happy to see |
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Those nice young men |
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In their clean white coats |
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And they're coming to take me AWAY |
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HA HAAAA |
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You thought it was a joke |
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And so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED! |
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When I had said that losing you |
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Would make me flip my lid |
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RIGHT? |
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I know you laughed |
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I HEARD you laugh, you laughed |
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And laughed and laughed |
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And then you left |
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And now you see I'm utterly mad |
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AND |
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(2): |
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They're coming to take me away |
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Haha, they're coming to take me away |
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Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha |
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To the happy home with trees and flowers |
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And chirping birds and basket weavers |
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Who sit and smile and |
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Twiddle their thumbs and toes |
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And they're coming to take me away |
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HAHAAAAAAAAA |
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I cooked your food |
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I cleaned your house |
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And this is how you pay me back |
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For all my kind unselfish loving deeds |
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HUH?! |
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Well, you just wait |
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They'll get you yet |
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And when they do, they'll put you in |
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The ASPCA, you mangy MUTT |
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AND |
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(1) |
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(2) |
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(1 trailing into mumbles in the distance) |
