| Song | The Guy Who Invented Fire |
| Artist | Shellac |
| Album | The Rude Gesture (A Pictorial History) |
| Invent a fire | |
| Gonna lay down in it | |
| Learn a lesson | |
| What they do with it | |
| Invent a fire | |
| Keep it under my hat | |
| A lot of people out there | |
| Could use a thing like that | |
| Invent a boat | |
| Make it out of wood and make it float | |
| Bust it up into firewood and burn it | |
| The fire was worth more than the boat |