| Song | Baby Got Back |
| Artist | Jonathan Coulton |
| Album | JoCo Looks Back |
| LA face with the Oakland booty | |
| I like big butts and I cannot lie | |
| You other brothers can’t deny | |
| That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist | |
| And a round thing in your face | |
| You get sprung and you wanna pull up tough | |
| You notice that butt was stuffed | |
| Deep in the jeans she’s wearing | |
| I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring | |
| Oh babe, I wanna get wit’cha | |
| And take your pretty picture | |
| My homeboys tried to warn me | |
| But that butt you got makes me so horny | |
| Ooh, Rumple-smooth-skin | |
| You say you wanna get in my Benz? | |
| Well, use me, use me | |
| Cause you ain’t that average groupie | |
| I’ve seen them dancing | |
| The hell with romancing | |
| Cause she’s sweat, wet, | |
| Got it going like a turbo Vette | |
| I’m tired of magazines | |
| Saying flat butts are the thing | |
| Take the average black man and ask him that | |
| She gotta pack much back | |
| So, fellas, fellas | |
| Has your girlfriend got the butt? | |
| Tell her to shake it, shake it | |
| Shake that healthy butt | |
| Baby got back | |
| I like them round and big | |
| And when I’m throwing a gig | |
| I just can’t help myself, I’m acting like an animal | |
| Now here’s my scandal | |
| I wanna get you home | |
| And wo, double-up, wo-oo-wo | |
| I ain’t talking bout Playboy | |
| Cause silicone parts are made for toys | |
| I want ‘em real thick and juicy | |
| So find that juicy double | |
| Jonnie C’s in trouble | |
| Begging for a piece of that bubble | |
| So I’m looking at rock videos | |
| Knock-kneed bimbos walking like hoes | |
| You can have them bimbos | |
| I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo | |
| A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya | |
| I won’t cuss or hit ya | |
| But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna… | |
| Til the break of dawn | |
| Baby got it going on | |
| A lot of simps won’t like this song | |
| Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it | |
| And I’d rather stay and play | |
| Cause I’m long, and I’m strong | |
| And I’m down to get the friction on | |
| So, ladies, ladies | |
| If you wanna roll in my Mercedes | |
| Then turn around and stick it out | |
| Even white boys got to shout | |
| Baby got back | |
| Actually when it comes to females, Cosmo doesn’t have very much at all to do with my selection | |
| I mean, 36-24-36? Maybe, if she’s 5?3?. | |
| So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, | |
| Playing workout tapes by Fonda | |
| But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda | |
| My anaconda don’t want none | |
| Unless you have got buns, hun | |
| You can do side bends or sit-ups, | |
| But please don’t lose that butt | |
| Some brothers wanna play that hard role | |
| And tell you that the butt ain’t gold | |
| So they toss it and they leave it | |
| And I pull up quick to retrieve it | |
| So Cosmo says you’re fat | |
| Well I ain’t down with that | |
| Cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking | |
| And I’m thinking bout sticking | |
| To the beanpole dames in the magazines: | |
| You ain’t it, Miss Thing | |
| Give me a sista, I can’t resist her | |
| Red beans and rice didn’t miss her | |
| Some knucklehead tried to dis | |
| Cause his girls were on my list | |
| He had game but he chose to hit ‘em | |
| And I pull up quick to get wit ‘em | |
| So ladies, if the butt is round, | |
| And you want a triple X throw down, | |
| Dial 1-900-JonnieC | |
| And kick them nasty thoughts | |
| Baby got back |
| LA face with the Oakland booty | |
| I like big butts and I cannot lie | |
| You other brothers can' t deny | |
| That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist | |
| And a round thing in your face | |
| You get sprung and you wanna pull up tough | |
| You notice that butt was stuffed | |
| Deep in the jeans she' s wearing | |
| I' m hooked and I can' t stop staring | |
| Oh babe, I wanna get wit' cha | |
| And take your pretty picture | |
| My homeboys tried to warn me | |
| But that butt you got makes me so horny | |
| Ooh, Rumplesmoothskin | |
| You say you wanna get in my Benz? | |
| Well, use me, use me | |
| Cause you ain' t that average groupie | |
| I' ve seen them dancing | |
| The hell with romancing | |
| Cause she' s sweat, wet, | |
| Got it going like a turbo Vette | |
| I' m tired of magazines | |
| Saying flat butts are the thing | |
| Take the average black man and ask him that | |
| She gotta pack much back | |
| So, fellas, fellas | |
| Has your girlfriend got the butt? | |
| Tell her to shake it, shake it | |
| Shake that healthy butt | |
| Baby got back | |
| I like them round and big | |
| And when I' m throwing a gig | |
| I just can' t help myself, I' m acting like an animal | |
| Now here' s my scandal | |
| I wanna get you home | |
| And wo, doubleup, wooowo | |
| I ain' t talking bout Playboy | |
| Cause silicone parts are made for toys | |
| I want ' em real thick and juicy | |
| So find that juicy double | |
| Jonnie C' s in trouble | |
| Begging for a piece of that bubble | |
| So I' m looking at rock videos | |
| Knockkneed bimbos walking like hoes | |
| You can have them bimbos | |
| I' ll keep my women like Flo Jo | |
| A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya | |
| I won' t cuss or hit ya | |
| But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna | |
| Til the break of dawn | |
| Baby got it going on | |
| A lot of simps won' t like this song | |
| Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it | |
| And I' d rather stay and play | |
| Cause I' m long, and I' m strong | |
| And I' m down to get the friction on | |
| So, ladies, ladies | |
| If you wanna roll in my Mercedes | |
| Then turn around and stick it out | |
| Even white boys got to shout | |
| Baby got back | |
| Actually when it comes to females, Cosmo doesn' t have very much at all to do with my selection | |
| I mean, 362436? Maybe, if she' s 5? 3?. | |
| So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, | |
| Playing workout tapes by Fonda | |
| But Fonda ain' t got a motor in the back of her Honda | |
| My anaconda don' t want none | |
| Unless you have got buns, hun | |
| You can do side bends or situps, | |
| But please don' t lose that butt | |
| Some brothers wanna play that hard role | |
| And tell you that the butt ain' t gold | |
| So they toss it and they leave it | |
| And I pull up quick to retrieve it | |
| So Cosmo says you' re fat | |
| Well I ain' t down with that | |
| Cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking | |
| And I' m thinking bout sticking | |
| To the beanpole dames in the magazines: | |
| You ain' t it, Miss Thing | |
| Give me a sista, I can' t resist her | |
| Red beans and rice didn' t miss her | |
| Some knucklehead tried to dis | |
| Cause his girls were on my list | |
| He had game but he chose to hit ' em | |
| And I pull up quick to get wit ' em | |
| So ladies, if the butt is round, | |
| And you want a triple X throw down, | |
| Dial 1900JonnieC | |
| And kick them nasty thoughts | |
| Baby got back |