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(Hey Mr. Fancy Pants!) |
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Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair |
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Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy pants would wear |
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When everyone is marching in the Fancy Pants parade, |
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He's gonna pass the test, he's gonna be the best, |
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The best in terms of pants. |
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You look in every catalog, you shop in every store |
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Cause even though you have a hundred pants, you want some more |
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And suddenly you see the greatest pants you've ever seen! |
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And even though you know |
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It's gonna cost a lot of dough, |
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You have to have the world's best pants! |
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Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants |
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The whole world knows it's only clothes |
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And deep inside, he's sad... |
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(Hey Mr. Fancy Pants!) |
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They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you |
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You thought you had some fancy pants, and now you know it's true |
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You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold your trophy high, |
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Everybody cheers while he's blinking back the tears, |
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He doesn't even have the best pants. |
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Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants |
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It's all he had but don't feel bad: |
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He'd do the same to you... |
