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("Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating. But there are several |
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other very important differences between human beings and animals that you |
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should know about.") |
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(Whisper: "I'd appreciate your input") |
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(Do it now) |
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You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
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So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
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(Do it again now) |
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You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
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So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
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Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me |
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and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about |
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So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts |
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Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up |
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You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds |
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I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns |
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inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time |
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[Chorus] |
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(Do it now) |
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You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
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So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
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(Do it again now) |
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You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals |
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So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel |
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(Gettin' horny now) |
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Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket |
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Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas |
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But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft |
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advisory" |
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So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be -5, you sunk my battle ship |
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Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip |
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So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like |
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Lyle |
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And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files |
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[Chorus:Repeat x3] |
![The Bad Touch [The Eifel 65 Mix]](/storage/32/317935.jpg "The Bad Touch [The Eifel 65 Mix]")