| Song | Egocentrism |
| Artist | A Great Big Pile Of Leaves |
| Album | You're Always On My Mind |
| Everyone is in their best suit | |
| But I am out of reach | |
| We're headed to the office | |
| But I just want the beach | |
| But when we're headed to the party | |
| Everyone's ready to go | |
| Am I alone? | |
| When you're on your way to work | |
| Everyone is a jerk | |
| I wanna run them off the road | |
| Am I alone? | |
| But when we're headed to the party | |
| Everyone's ready to go | |
| And I would give up my seat | |
| If you promise to come along |