Perfect Saturday Lyrics
| Song | Perfect Saturday |
| Artist | The Lonely Island |
| Album | The Wack Album |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Yea | |
| This beat remind me of back in the day | |
| Sunshine chillin | |
| Man, tell em about your perfect set yea baby | |
| Walk or pretend, no worries at all | |
| Another sunny day in LA, that’s time we roll | |
| Hear my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight | |
| Head’s still spinnin from the freaks last night | |
| Yea man, you know I got the sticky for sho | |
| And 5 females coming over at 4 | |
| I’mma hop in the shower, clean my neck | |
| So I’m the polo sport too to press a stance | |
| Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors | |
| Top down cruising as I head to the store | |
| Dreamy house in Bruse, everything that we need | |
| Layin back to the crib smoking endo weed | |
| It’s the perfect Saturday, there’s knock on the door | |
| Man these girls a bit early, it’s a quarter to four | |
| Man we shoot these freaks I’mma see in my bed | |
| Open the door and see my homie Ned | |
| Oh hey guys, how’s it going? Wuddup Ned? | |
| I got 911, need to use your head | |
| That’s a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit | |
| Yea, I know , now move, I gotta take a shit | |
| Now one more minute, the bathroom was yours | |
| When we got those fine freaks coming over at 4 | |
| Fine freaks?! Okay, dude, play it | |
| I’ll just hold it and let out small farts for the rest of the night | |
| Okay Ned, thanks for stopping by | |
| You’re welcome | |
| Seriously Ned, it was good to see you | |
| I know | |
| Pete said the freaks are gonna be up any minute | |
| We can do it, let’s go | |
| Hey hold on, he’s your friend, you should ask him to leave | |
| Because if the freaks come here he cannot be here | |
| Hold on | |
| Shit! | |
| Ah, one second | |
| What time is it? | |
| It’s 4, it’s them | |
| Who? The freaks? | |
| Yes, get Ned out | |
| Ned you gotta hop out the window | |
| But we’re on the 5th floor, | |
| Yes, move like endo | |
| I’m not doing that | |
| Then hit the bathroom on the double | |
| The dubs in my block and you’re toyin with some trouble | |
| Look, seriously I’ll hold it | |
| I’ve been in this situation literally hundreds of times | |
| Oh what the fuck? | |
| Oh no | |
| I’m gonna need to borrow some pants | |
| No | |
| You wanna buy some wedding shoes? | |
| Oh hey ladies | |
| Oh my God it smells like fuckin death in here | |
| Hey freaks! | |
| This place smells like shit | |
| It was them | |
| I’m out of here | |
| Back away | |
| Oh you guys blew it | |
| Well that’s too bad but we ain’t mad | |
| No I thought we got something to show you | |
| It’s down this hallway, we open the stall then | |
| A surprise? | |
| Yea man, something like that | |
| So walk out front and don’t look back | |
| What’s all this plastic? Were you painting last night? | |
| Don’t worry about it, just walk towards the light | |
| It sure is pretty | |
| Yea, sure is | |
| Close your eyes man | |
| You’re my only friends | |
| *gunshot* | |
| Yea, motherfuckers | |
| You already think you were gonna get out of this without a fart joke did you? | |
| You wack motherfuckers | |
| You pussy motherfuckers | |
| The fuck yall thinkin? | |
| This is Lonely Island! | |
| Oh cause we got a little paper now? | |
| And you see us on the TV | |
| You think we don’t do fart jokes no more? | |
| We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama’s tit | |
| Ya fuck motherfuckers, fuck yall | |
| *fart* |
| Yea | |
| This beat remind me of back in the day | |
| Sunshine chillin | |
| Man, tell em about your perfect set yea baby | |
| Walk or pretend, no worries at all | |
| Another sunny day in LA, that' s time we roll | |
| Hear my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight | |
| Head' s still spinnin from the freaks last night | |
| Yea man, you know I got the sticky for sho | |
| And 5 females coming over at 4 | |
| I' mma hop in the shower, clean my neck | |
| So I' m the polo sport too to press a stance | |
| Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors | |
| Top down cruising as I head to the store | |
| Dreamy house in Bruse, everything that we need | |
| Layin back to the crib smoking endo weed | |
| It' s the perfect Saturday, there' s knock on the door | |
| Man these girls a bit early, it' s a quarter to four | |
| Man we shoot these freaks I' mma see in my bed | |
| Open the door and see my homie Ned | |
| Oh hey guys, how' s it going? Wuddup Ned? | |
| I got 911, need to use your head | |
| That' s a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit | |
| Yea, I know , now move, I gotta take a shit | |
| Now one more minute, the bathroom was yours | |
| When we got those fine freaks coming over at 4 | |
| Fine freaks?! Okay, dude, play it | |
| I' ll just hold it and let out small farts for the rest of the night | |
| Okay Ned, thanks for stopping by | |
| You' re welcome | |
| Seriously Ned, it was good to see you | |
| I know | |
| Pete said the freaks are gonna be up any minute | |
| We can do it, let' s go | |
| Hey hold on, he' s your friend, you should ask him to leave | |
| Because if the freaks come here he cannot be here | |
| Hold on | |
| Shit! | |
| Ah, one second | |
| What time is it? | |
| It' s 4, it' s them | |
| Who? The freaks? | |
| Yes, get Ned out | |
| Ned you gotta hop out the window | |
| But we' re on the 5th floor, | |
| Yes, move like endo | |
| I' m not doing that | |
| Then hit the bathroom on the double | |
| The dubs in my block and you' re toyin with some trouble | |
| Look, seriously I' ll hold it | |
| I' ve been in this situation literally hundreds of times | |
| Oh what the fuck? | |
| Oh no | |
| I' m gonna need to borrow some pants | |
| No | |
| You wanna buy some wedding shoes? | |
| Oh hey ladies | |
| Oh my God it smells like fuckin death in here | |
| Hey freaks! | |
| This place smells like shit | |
| It was them | |
| I' m out of here | |
| Back away | |
| Oh you guys blew it | |
| Well that' s too bad but we ain' t mad | |
| No I thought we got something to show you | |
| It' s down this hallway, we open the stall then | |
| A surprise? | |
| Yea man, something like that | |
| So walk out front and don' t look back | |
| What' s all this plastic? Were you painting last night? | |
| Don' t worry about it, just walk towards the light | |
| It sure is pretty | |
| Yea, sure is | |
| Close your eyes man | |
| You' re my only friends | |
| gunshot | |
| Yea, motherfuckers | |
| You already think you were gonna get out of this without a fart joke did you? | |
| You wack motherfuckers | |
| You pussy motherfuckers | |
| The fuck yall thinkin? | |
| This is Lonely Island! | |
| Oh cause we got a little paper now? | |
| And you see us on the TV | |
| You think we don' t do fart jokes no more? | |
| We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama' s tit | |
| Ya fuck motherfuckers, fuck yall | |
| fart |
| Yea | |
| This beat remind me of back in the day | |
| Sunshine chillin | |
| Man, tell em about your perfect set yea baby | |
| Walk or pretend, no worries at all | |
| Another sunny day in LA, that' s time we roll | |
| Hear my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight | |
| Head' s still spinnin from the freaks last night | |
| Yea man, you know I got the sticky for sho | |
| And 5 females coming over at 4 | |
| I' mma hop in the shower, clean my neck | |
| So I' m the polo sport too to press a stance | |
| Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors | |
| Top down cruising as I head to the store | |
| Dreamy house in Bruse, everything that we need | |
| Layin back to the crib smoking endo weed | |
| It' s the perfect Saturday, there' s knock on the door | |
| Man these girls a bit early, it' s a quarter to four | |
| Man we shoot these freaks I' mma see in my bed | |
| Open the door and see my homie Ned | |
| Oh hey guys, how' s it going? Wuddup Ned? | |
| I got 911, need to use your head | |
| That' s a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit | |
| Yea, I know , now move, I gotta take a shit | |
| Now one more minute, the bathroom was yours | |
| When we got those fine freaks coming over at 4 | |
| Fine freaks?! Okay, dude, play it | |
| I' ll just hold it and let out small farts for the rest of the night | |
| Okay Ned, thanks for stopping by | |
| You' re welcome | |
| Seriously Ned, it was good to see you | |
| I know | |
| Pete said the freaks are gonna be up any minute | |
| We can do it, let' s go | |
| Hey hold on, he' s your friend, you should ask him to leave | |
| Because if the freaks come here he cannot be here | |
| Hold on | |
| Shit! | |
| Ah, one second | |
| What time is it? | |
| It' s 4, it' s them | |
| Who? The freaks? | |
| Yes, get Ned out | |
| Ned you gotta hop out the window | |
| But we' re on the 5th floor, | |
| Yes, move like endo | |
| I' m not doing that | |
| Then hit the bathroom on the double | |
| The dubs in my block and you' re toyin with some trouble | |
| Look, seriously I' ll hold it | |
| I' ve been in this situation literally hundreds of times | |
| Oh what the fuck? | |
| Oh no | |
| I' m gonna need to borrow some pants | |
| No | |
| You wanna buy some wedding shoes? | |
| Oh hey ladies | |
| Oh my God it smells like fuckin death in here | |
| Hey freaks! | |
| This place smells like shit | |
| It was them | |
| I' m out of here | |
| Back away | |
| Oh you guys blew it | |
| Well that' s too bad but we ain' t mad | |
| No I thought we got something to show you | |
| It' s down this hallway, we open the stall then | |
| A surprise? | |
| Yea man, something like that | |
| So walk out front and don' t look back | |
| What' s all this plastic? Were you painting last night? | |
| Don' t worry about it, just walk towards the light | |
| It sure is pretty | |
| Yea, sure is | |
| Close your eyes man | |
| You' re my only friends | |
| gunshot | |
| Yea, motherfuckers | |
| You already think you were gonna get out of this without a fart joke did you? | |
| You wack motherfuckers | |
| You pussy motherfuckers | |
| The fuck yall thinkin? | |
| This is Lonely Island! | |
| Oh cause we got a little paper now? | |
| And you see us on the TV | |
| You think we don' t do fart jokes no more? | |
| We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama' s tit | |
| Ya fuck motherfuckers, fuck yall | |
| fart |
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