| Song | We Need Love |
| Artist | The Lonely Island |
| Album | The Wack Album |
| (Intro) | |
| Hey, what a great day for a swim | |
| Yea, why are you wearing a shirt? | |
| Too many hickies on my neck | |
| Oh, the girl I was with last night scratched my back | |
| So you’ve also been having sex | |
| Yes | |
| (Hook1) | |
| We need love not meaningless sex | |
| You got a round butt? We’re not impressed | |
| So many girls wanna get in our pants | |
| But where not whores, we need romance | |
| (Verse) | |
| Hey girl girl, you look good | |
| I want you to know that I would | |
| Do you… frequently | |
| Like riding my hog, it’s nothing to me | |
| (Verse) | |
| You’re wearing a bra but soon you won’t | |
| I’ll be the magic man, now you see it, now you don’t | |
| When it comes to foreplay I can take for hours | |
| Does that make you horny baby? Austin Powers | |
| (Verse) | |
| My ocean’s got motion but also girth | |
| The closest thing you’ll feel to giving birth | |
| I’m a butt-man and I like boobs | |
| Put them together and we like you | |
| (Verse) | |
| I don’t care that you’re overweight | |
| I see your soul and you look great | |
| We love all colors shapes and sizes | |
| Accepts this in a girlfriend who’s a fuckin slut | |
| (Hook2) | |
| We need love not meaningless sex | |
| You got a round butt? We’re not impressed | |
| Just 2 Don Juans lookin for amour | |
| It could be you if you’re not a whore | |
| (Verse) | |
| I’m guy number 1, I’ll massage your back | |
| But if you prefer I’ll squeeze your rack | |
| If it’s your time of the month (eww), I’ll call it a night | |
| I’m guy number 2, I don’t run red lights | |
| (Verse) | |
| If I was with you I’d need at least 10 rubbers | |
| Your poo tank stink, I don’t need another lover | |
| I wear condoms too but when they break it’s bad | |
| Take you to the clinic, I can’t be no dad | |
| (Bridge) | |
| ‘Cause we’re the freaks of the industry | |
| You a freak, guy 1? Oh you got that D | |
| What about you, guy 2? | |
| Yes, me too | |
| (Verse) | |
| I always get consent before I screw | |
| I’m not a guy who’s gonna rape you | |
| Champagne, water bed, satin covers | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| (Everyone) | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| (Come on) | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| (Hook3) | |
| We need love not meaningless sex | |
| You got a round butt? We’re not impressed | |
| We’re 2 Casanovas, not pieces of meat | |
| But pull down our pants, you’ll like what you see |
| Intro | |
| Hey, what a great day for a swim | |
| Yea, why are you wearing a shirt? | |
| Too many hickies on my neck | |
| Oh, the girl I was with last night scratched my back | |
| So you' ve also been having sex | |
| Yes | |
| Hook1 | |
| We need love not meaningless sex | |
| You got a round butt? We' re not impressed | |
| So many girls wanna get in our pants | |
| But where not whores, we need romance | |
| Verse | |
| Hey girl girl, you look good | |
| I want you to know that I would | |
| Do you frequently | |
| Like riding my hog, it' s nothing to me | |
| Verse | |
| You' re wearing a bra but soon you won' t | |
| I' ll be the magic man, now you see it, now you don' t | |
| When it comes to foreplay I can take for hours | |
| Does that make you horny baby? Austin Powers | |
| Verse | |
| My ocean' s got motion but also girth | |
| The closest thing you' ll feel to giving birth | |
| I' m a buttman and I like boobs | |
| Put them together and we like you | |
| Verse | |
| I don' t care that you' re overweight | |
| I see your soul and you look great | |
| We love all colors shapes and sizes | |
| Accepts this in a girlfriend who' s a fuckin slut | |
| Hook2 | |
| We need love not meaningless sex | |
| You got a round butt? We' re not impressed | |
| Just 2 Don Juans lookin for amour | |
| It could be you if you' re not a whore | |
| Verse | |
| I' m guy number 1, I' ll massage your back | |
| But if you prefer I' ll squeeze your rack | |
| If it' s your time of the month eww, I' ll call it a night | |
| I' m guy number 2, I don' t run red lights | |
| Verse | |
| If I was with you I' d need at least 10 rubbers | |
| Your poo tank stink, I don' t need another lover | |
| I wear condoms too but when they break it' s bad | |
| Take you to the clinic, I can' t be no dad | |
| Bridge | |
| ' Cause we' re the freaks of the industry | |
| You a freak, guy 1? Oh you got that D | |
| What about you, guy 2? | |
| Yes, me too | |
| Verse | |
| I always get consent before I screw | |
| I' m not a guy who' s gonna rape you | |
| Champagne, water bed, satin covers | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| Everyone | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| Come on | |
| There you have it, another satisfied lover | |
| Hook3 | |
| We need love not meaningless sex | |
| You got a round butt? We' re not impressed | |
| We' re 2 Casanovas, not pieces of meat | |
| But pull down our pants, you' ll like what you see |