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Nowadays, everybody's using curse words. |
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Seems to me like it ain't necessary. |
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Yeah, so when I get steamed, |
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Yo - I tell 'em like this: |
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I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk, |
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And if you think I do, my friend |
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Then you're wronk. |
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Your crocodile tears can go and got gonk. |
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You think I'm a funk, but we don't give a honk. |
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I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose, |
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Giving less of a honk than a Muslim goose. |
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Saw a broken car horn and its honk was faint, |
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Man if I was Senator, it'd be a honkless state. |
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Yo, I drove past a rally saying "Honk For Peace", |
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So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees. |
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I don't give a honk! You picked the wrong dude. |
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If a honk was my virginity, consider me prude. |
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I consider it rude to have honk-spectations, |
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Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation. |
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On a long space station, can't hear you scream |
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And they sure can't hear you honk, know what I mean? |
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Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk, |
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And saying that we do is just simpoly ridonk. |
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You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs, |
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But your money means nothing - you could take it to the bonk. |
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Man, I'm stingy when it comes to my honks (me too) |
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I literally stick 'em to my body with glue. |
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Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln, you're a real smart cookie. |
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Teach a class about giving a honk? I'm playing hooky. |
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Now what you gonna do with all your honks? |
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Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk. |
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Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk, |
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And at his funeral, everyone will sing this sonk. |
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Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk. |
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Got a theory that we do? Well your theory's debunked. |
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Save the drama for your mama cause your -itis is bronch-. |
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Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk. |
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You know a honk in some countries is considered a food, |
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And if you don't eat it all, it's considered quite rude. |
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We all know we're born with 100 honks, |
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But people throw 'em away like they were Donkey Konks |
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And the honks are the barrels. |
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The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks |
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Like they were Christmas carols. |
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I'll punch you in the jeans, |
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But this ain't Lonely Island. |
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And if I catch you steaming my honks, |
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I'll get violent. |
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Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk, |
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Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk. |
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But don't come for my honks, better know your place. |
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Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face. |
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This the not honking around crew, |
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And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways. |
