| Song | The Mistress |
| Artist | Charlotte Church |
| Album | Two |
| If you see me on the street | |
| I don’t expect we’ll speak | |
| But please acknowledge me | |
| And don’t pretend we didn’t sleep | |
| Entangled in the sheets | |
| She washes every week | |
| But don’t you worry | |
| I won’t make a scene in front of her | |
| ‘Cause I know you love me | |
| Though not enough to leave | |
| And I’m half praying | |
| You would disappear to somewhere | |
| I could never be | |
| No. I couldn’t let you go | |
| I’m forced to watch the show | |
| I bought the most expensive seats | |
| I’m here in the front row |
| If you see me on the street | |
| I don' t expect we' ll speak | |
| But please acknowledge me | |
| And don' t pretend we didn' t sleep | |
| Entangled in the sheets | |
| She washes every week | |
| But don' t you worry | |
| I won' t make a scene in front of her | |
| ' Cause I know you love me | |
| Though not enough to leave | |
| And I' m half praying | |
| You would disappear to somewhere | |
| I could never be | |
| No. I couldn' t let you go | |
| I' m forced to watch the show | |
| I bought the most expensive seats | |
| I' m here in the front row |