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Uh ow! |
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Uh huh, yeah-yeah |
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I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart |
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But you've got bein' right down to an art |
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You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall |
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You're a regular original, a know-it-all |
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Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special |
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Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else |
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Okay, so you're a rocket scientist? |
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That don't impress me much |
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So you got the brains but have you got the touch? |
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Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright |
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But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night |
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That don't impress me much |
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Uh huh, yeah-yeah |
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I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket |
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And a comb up his sleeve, just in case |
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And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it |
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'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place |
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Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special |
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Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else |
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Okay, so you're Brad Pitt? |
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That don't impress me much |
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So you got the looks but have you got the touch? |
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Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright |
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But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night |
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That don't impress me much |
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Yeah |
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You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine |
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You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in |
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I can't believe you kiss your car good night |
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Come on baby tell me, you must be jokin', right? |
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Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special |
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Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else |
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Okay, so you've got a car? |
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That don't impress me much |
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So you got the moves but have you got the touch? |
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Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright |
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But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night |
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That don't impress me much |
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Oh ow no |
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You think you're cool but have you got the touch? |
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Now, now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright |
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But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night |
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That don't impress me much |
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Uh huh, yeah-yeah |
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Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something? |
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That don't impress me |
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oh no |
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that don't impress me much |
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oh no |