| [00:01.91] | チゲ鍋！チゲ鍋！ＩＴ革命！ |
| [00:03.97] | 電波舞い降りたずらああ！！ |
| [00:05.39] | らめええ！邪気眼出ちゃいまひゅううう！！ |
| [00:07.55] | なぞのアレによって私はアレされているのです！ |
| [00:09.96] | 今夜もハクタクっ！ひゃっほおおおおおい！！ |
| [00:12.16] | 三倍あいすくりいいいいいいいいむ！！！！！！ |
| [00:14.98] | ぐ、ぐわああああああ！！わたしに近づくなあああ！！ |
| [00:16.57] | 第二のっ！第二の人格が出るぞがおおお！！ |
| [00:19.49] | あれなの！果てしなくこわいんだぞおおお！！ |
| [00:22.30] | ものすごいんだぞー！！ |
| [00:23.69] | （ホイ♂ホイ） |
| [00:24.43] | 月夜(つきよ)にうずきだすー（がおがおがー） |
| [00:29.56] | 邪気眼(じゃきがん)とかうずきだす（ざわざわざわざわ） |
| [00:34.74] | 角(つの)とか生(は)えてくるー（にょきにょきにょー） |
| [00:40.13] | きもさとかが増(ま)してくるー（もさもさもさもさ！） |
| [00:45.50] | もう誰(だれ)にも止(と)められないかも！ |
| [00:50.62] | こよい創(つく)り出(だ)すぜヒストリー！ |
| [00:56.26] | わたしの周(まわ)りに近(ちか)づくな がおがおー！ |
| [01:02.66] | 邪気眼(じゃきがん)スペカお見舞(みま)いするかもー！ |
| [01:08.38] | 頭(あたま)の角(つの)とかでどつくぞー！ |
| [01:13.47] | 命(いのち)が惜(お)しけりゃおとといでなおしなー！ |
| [01:19.22] | み、右手が！右手とか左手がうずくぜえ！ |
| [01:22.28] | う、うがおおお！！ |
| [01:23.36] | 必殺！エターナルフォースへッドバッド！！ |
| [01:25.51] | お互いのあたまがわるくなる！ |
| [01:27.48] | どうだまいったかー！はーっはっははー！ |
| [01:29.00] | （ホイ♂ホイ） |
| [01:29.77] | 月(つき)イチあばれるじえー（がおがいがー） |
| [01:34.79] | 寺小屋(てらこや)さえばらばらだー（どんがらがっしゃん） |
| [01:40.50] | つよくてこわいから（がちむちだー） |
| [01:45.53] | 倫理規制(りんりきせい)に引(ひ)っかかるー！（がくがくぶるぶる） |
| [01:50.77] | もう魔理沙(まりさ)とかでも止(と)められない！ |
| [01:55.94] | こよい創(つく)り出(だ)すぞレジェンドー！！ |
| [02:01.44] | わたしの周(まわ)りに近(ちか)づくな がおがおー！ |
| [02:08.00] | なんとか浄化(じょうか)で消毒(しょうどく)するぞ！ |
| [02:13.52] | 頭(あたま)の角(つの)とかで掘(ほ)っちゃうぞー！ |
| [02:18.72] | 命(いのち)が惜(お)しけりゃ夕方(ゆうがた)でなおしなー！ |
| [02:25.35] | うがおおお！ |
| [02:26.12] | 油性マジックで今朝書いた呪印がうずきだすじぇええ！！ |
| [02:28.92] | あ、アルティメットー！インフィニティークライシスっヘッドバッド！！ |
| [02:31.91] | わたしの印象がわるくなる！！はーっはっはー！ |
| [02:33.98] | （翌日！） |
| [02:35.24] | …エクストリームっ土下座あああ！！宇宙謝罪！! ！謝意ニングフインガー！！ |
| [02:38.70] | この度は大変申し訳ありませんでした！！ |
| [02:40.71] | 罪の償いはアレです！とりあえずお勉強教えますので、 |
| [02:43.10] | それで許してくださいいいい！！ |
| [02:45.26] | え？何？イヤなの？…いよっしゃああ！！ |
| [02:48.10] | 人並みの価値観と倫理観をそのミニマム脳味噌奥深く根付かせる為に！ |
| [02:51.36] | 今から30日間ぶっ通しで720時間に及ぶ授業を行いますヒャーッハー！！ |
| [02:56.10] | |
| [03:10.98] | だけど本当(ほんとう)はアイドルになりたいー！ |
| [03:17.52] | 先(さき)ほどからなんか そんな感(かん)じ！ |
| [03:22.96] | そーゆーわけで 歌(うた)をうたいますー！ |
| [03:28.16] | みんなの腕(うで)とか 千切(ちぎ)れるまでいくよー！ |
| [03:34.12] | （はい！はい！はいはいはいはい！） |
| [03:36.35] | （世界一(せかいいち)！かわいいよ！）どうもありがとっ！！（うおおおおおおおおお！！！） |
| [03:38.99] | （世界一(せかいいち)！かわいいよ！）みんなありがとっ！！（うおおおおおおおおお！！！） |
| [03:41.52] | （世界一(せかいいち)！かわいいよ！）どうもありがとっ！！（うおおおおおおおおお！！！） |
| [03:44.70] | （世界一(せかいいち)！かわいいよ！）うれしいなっ！！ （うおおおおおおおおお！！！） |
| [03:47.12] | （世界一(せかいいち)！かわいいよ！）どうもありがとっ！！（うおおおおおおおおお！！！） |
| [03:49.64] | （世界一(せかいいち)！かわいいよ！）もっともっとっ！！（うおおおおおおおおお！！！） |
| [03:52.31] | （世界一(せかいいち)！かわいいよ！）どうもありがとっ！！（うおおおおおおおおお！！！） |
| [03:55.10] | （世界一(せかいいち)！きもけーね！）おもてにでろーっ！！（うおおおぎゃああああ！！！） |
| [00:01.91] | guo! guo! ge ming! |
| [00:03.97] | dian bo wu jiang!! |
| [00:05.39] | ! xie qi yan chu!! |
| [00:07.55] | si! |
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| [00:14.98] | !! jin!! |
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| [00:19.49] | ! guo!! |
| [00:22.30] | !! |
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| [00:24.43] | yue ye |
| [00:29.56] | xie qi yan |
| [00:34.74] | jiao sheng |
| [00:40.13] | zeng! |
| [00:45.50] | shui zhi! |
| [00:50.62] | chuang chu! |
| [00:56.26] | zhou jin ! |
| [01:02.66] | xie qi yan jian wu! |
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| [01:13.47] | ming xi! |
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| [01:22.28] | !! |
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| [01:27.48] | !! |
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| [01:29.77] | yue |
| [01:34.79] | si xiao wu |
| [01:40.50] | |
| [01:45.53] | lun li gui zhi yin! |
| [01:50.77] | mo li sha zhi! |
| [01:55.94] | chuang chu!! |
| [02:01.44] | zhou jin ! |
| [02:08.00] | jing hua xiao du! |
| [02:13.52] | tou jiao jue! |
| [02:18.72] | ming xi xi fang! |
| [02:25.35] | ! |
| [02:26.12] | you xing jin zhao shu zhou yin!! |
| [02:28.92] | !!! |
| [02:31.91] | yin xiang!!! |
| [02:33.98] | yi ri! |
| [02:35.24] | tu xia zuo!! yu zhou xie zui!! ! xie yi!! |
| [02:38.70] | du da bian shen yi!! |
| [02:40.71] | zui chang! mian qiang jiao |
| [02:43.10] | xu!! |
| [02:45.26] | ? he??!! |
| [02:48.10] | ren bing si zhi guan lun li guan nao wei ceng ao shen gen fu wei! |
| [02:51.36] | jin 30 ri jian tong 720 shi jian ji shou ye xing!! |
| [02:56.10] | |
| [03:10.98] | ben dang! |
| [03:17.52] | xian gan! |
| [03:22.96] | ge! |
| [03:28.16] | wan qian qie! |
| [03:34.12] | !!! |
| [03:36.35] | shi jie yi!!!!!!! |
| [03:38.99] | shi jie yi!!!!!!! |
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| [03:44.70] | shi jie yi!!!! !!! |
| [03:47.12] | shi jie yi!!!!!!! |
| [03:49.64] | shi jie yi!!!!!!! |
| [03:52.31] | shi jie yi!!!!!!! |
| [03:55.10] | shi jie yi!!!!!!! |
| [00:01.91] | guō! guō! gé mìng! |
| [00:03.97] | diàn bō wǔ jiàng!! |
| [00:05.39] | ! xié qì yǎn chū!! |
| [00:07.55] | sī! |
| [00:09.96] | jīn yè!!! |
| [00:12.16] | sān bèi!!!!!! |
| [00:14.98] | !! jìn!! |
| [00:16.57] | dì èr! dì èr rén gé chū!! |
| [00:19.49] | ! guǒ!! |
| [00:22.30] | !! |
| [00:23.69] | |
| [00:24.43] | yuè yè |
| [00:29.56] | xié qì yǎn |
| [00:34.74] | jiǎo shēng |
| [00:40.13] | zēng! |
| [00:45.50] | shuí zhǐ! |
| [00:50.62] | chuàng chū! |
| [00:56.26] | zhōu jìn ! |
| [01:02.66] | xié qì yǎn jiàn wǔ! |
| [01:08.38] | tóu jiǎo! |
| [01:13.47] | mìng xī! |
| [01:19.22] | yòu shǒu! yòu shǒu zuǒ shǒu! |
| [01:22.28] | !! |
| [01:23.36] | bì shā!!! |
| [01:25.51] | hù! |
| [01:27.48] | !! |
| [01:29.00] | |
| [01:29.77] | yuè |
| [01:34.79] | sì xiǎo wū |
| [01:40.50] | |
| [01:45.53] | lún lǐ guī zhì yǐn! |
| [01:50.77] | mó lǐ shā zhǐ! |
| [01:55.94] | chuàng chū!! |
| [02:01.44] | zhōu jìn ! |
| [02:08.00] | jìng huà xiāo dú! |
| [02:13.52] | tóu jiǎo jué! |
| [02:18.72] | mìng xī xī fāng! |
| [02:25.35] | ! |
| [02:26.12] | yóu xìng jīn zhāo shū zhòu yìn!! |
| [02:28.92] | !!! |
| [02:31.91] | yìn xiàng!!! |
| [02:33.98] | yì rì! |
| [02:35.24] | tǔ xià zuò!! yǔ zhòu xiè zuì!! ! xiè yì!! |
| [02:38.70] | dù dà biàn shēn yì!! |
| [02:40.71] | zuì cháng! miǎn qiáng jiào |
| [02:43.10] | xǔ!! |
| [02:45.26] | ? hé??!! |
| [02:48.10] | rén bìng sì zhí guān lún lǐ guān nao wèi cēng ào shēn gēn fù wèi! |
| [02:51.36] | jīn 30 rì jiān tōng 720 shí jiān jí shòu yè xíng!! |
| [02:56.10] | |
| [03:10.98] | běn dāng! |
| [03:17.52] | xiān gǎn! |
| [03:22.96] | gē! |
| [03:28.16] | wàn qiān qiè! |
| [03:34.12] | !!! |
| [03:36.35] | shì jiè yī!!!!!!! |
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