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How to produce a club track today |
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Just follow the instructions and you'll be an electronic music producer in no time |
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Step number one, open your cracked software and import a random loop like this ... |
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Now you need a fat ass drop (a fat ass drop) |
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Here comes the clap (a fat ass drop) |
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Military drums |
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Don't forget some wobbles |
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Now and then, use a crash |
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Snare drums, can't get enough |
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Okay, now we need some fat distortion |
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More distortion |
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I said more distortion |
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Time for another fat ass drop |
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Make some noise with stadium horns |
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Take out the bass drum |
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Break down |
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Hi hats |
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Now it's the time for a break |
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Stop the beat, hit some keys |
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And call it melody |
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Now add some vocal cuts, like this |
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And one more fat ass drop |
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Military drums |
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Now create a Facebook page and post this crap |