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There is a player called Gareth Bale |
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It's such a waste that he plays for Wales |
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He scores every time he's on the attack |
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And he's got much better since he had his ears pinned back |
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He looks like a Neanderthal |
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But his pace and left foot are so wonderful |
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But he ain't perfect, he'll take a tumble you'll see |
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He'd fit perfectly in the Olympic diving team |
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And he is only twenty-three |
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Can he be better than Ryan Giggs? Let's see |
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But surely not Cristiano Ronaldo, how? |
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Jeff Stelling reckons that? Oh, he's such a clown |
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Shut it Jeff and just head back to Countdown |
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Bale can hear you with his giant ear surround sound |
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