| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 刘威 |
| [00:00.351] | 作词 : 刘威 |
| [00:01.54] | 开往四惠东方向的城铁就要进站 |
| [00:05.79] | 请您挤好鞋带 勒紧裤腰带 |
| [00:09.31] | 全副武装 小心被挤飞 |
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| [00:24.39] | 我生活在北京 差不多有5年了 |
| [00:27.18] | 出门公交地铁 高峰早已习惯了 |
| [00:30.24] | 房子住在东五环 工作在西四环 |
| [00:33.56] | 啊五环 你比四环多一环 |
| [00:39.31] | 诶不对呀 那是东五环 这是西四环 那能差一环么 |
| [00:46.53] | 那是一环又一环啊 |
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| [00:48.30] | 大爷喜欢老头乐 地铁人多得抢座儿 |
| [00:51.13] | 头发甩甩 大家都跑起来 |
| [00:54.18] | 先上地铁先有座儿 拿着手机刷微博儿 |
| [00:57.23] | 你以为拿个IPHONE 5 坐地铁就不是屌丝了 |
| [01:00.42] | 还有你在别人车上拍照片装什么白富美 |
| [01:04.08] | 全都 负分 滚出碗里 |
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| [01:18.33] | 我没事就爱喷一喷 弘扬娱乐精神 |
| [01:21.22] | 偶尔看到90后在地铁站里亲吻 把手机镜头对准 |
| [01:25.64] | 现在我是日本导演 库尼奇瓦 这是荷尔蒙的纪录片啊 |
| [01:33.53] | 车厢里的哥哥 姐姐 阿姨 阿姨夫们 |
| [01:38.97] | 让我为你们唱一首歌曲 |
| [01:42.41] | 老婆最大 老公最二 你要答应我不许找小三 |
| [01:49.03] | 谢谢光临城铁八通线 男宾三位 买票检包 里边请 |
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| [02:12.04] | 我是屌丝中的 吊中吊 没车没房 没手表 |
| [02:15.07] | 做遍地铁和公交 到哪都把微信摇 |
| [02:18.15] | 总想找个女神 夜里陪我聊一聊 |
| [02:21.31] | 我们一起探讨人生和理想啊 |
| [02:27.28] | 生活中的离奇事件 要多真有多真 |
| [02:30.19] | 工作压力再大 您下班就把心放宽 |
| [02:33.18] | 错过这趟地铁 没事还有下一班 |
| [02:36.24] | 3Q VERY MUCH MY DEAR EVERYBODY |
| [02:39.26] | 感谢大家听我唱完这首三俗歌曲 |
| [02:42.22] | 故事如有雷同 纯属特么虚构 |
| [02:46.26] | 亲你在听一遍呗？ 转发一下呗 3Q ！ |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : liu wei |
| [00:00.351] | zuo ci : liu wei |
| [00:01.54] | kai wang si hui dong fang xiang de cheng tie jiu yao jin zhan |
| [00:05.79] | qing nin ji hao xie dai lei jin ku yao dai |
| [00:09.31] | quan fu wu zhuang xiao xin bei ji fei |
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| [00:24.39] | wo sheng huo zai bei jing cha bu duo you 5 nian le |
| [00:27.18] | chu men gong jiao di tie gao feng zao yi xi guan le |
| [00:30.24] | fang zi zhu zai dong wu huan gong zuo zai xi si huan |
| [00:33.56] | a wu huan ni bi si huan duo yi huan |
| [00:39.31] | ei bu dui ya na shi dong wu huan zhe shi xi si huan na neng cha yi huan me |
| [00:46.53] | na shi yi huan you yi huan a |
| [00:48.12] | |
| [00:48.30] | da ye xi huan lao tou le di tie ren duo de qiang zuo er |
| [00:51.13] | tou fa shuai shuai da jia dou pao qi lai |
| [00:54.18] | xian shang di tie xian you zuo er na zhuo shou ji shua wei bo er |
| [00:57.23] | ni yi wei na ge IPHONE 5 zuo di tie jiu bu shi diao si le |
| [01:00.42] | hai you ni zai bie ren che shang pai zhao pian zhuang shen me bai fu mei |
| [01:04.08] | quan dou fu fen gun chu wan li |
| [01:06.20] | |
| [01:18.33] | wo mei shi jiu ai pen yi pen hong yang yu le jing shen |
| [01:21.22] | ou er kan dao 90 hou zai di tie zhan li qin wen ba shou ji jing tou dui zhun |
| [01:25.64] | xian zai wo shi ri ben dao yan ku ni qi wa zhe shi he er meng de ji lu pian a |
| [01:33.53] | che xiang li de ge ge jie jie a yi a yi fu men |
| [01:38.97] | rang wo wei ni men chang yi shou ge qu |
| [01:42.41] | lao po zui da lao gong zui er ni yao da ying wo bu xu zhao xiao san |
| [01:49.03] | xie xie guang lin cheng tie ba tong xian nan bin san wei mai piao jian bao li bian qing |
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| [02:12.04] | wo shi diao si zhong de diao zhong diao mei che mei fang mei shou biao |
| [02:15.07] | zuo bian di tie he gong jiao dao na dou ba wei xin yao |
| [02:18.15] | zong xiang zhao ge nv shen ye li pei wo liao yi liao |
| [02:21.31] | wo men yi qi tan tao ren sheng he li xiang a |
| [02:27.28] | sheng huo zhong de li qi shi jian yao duo zhen you duo zhen |
| [02:30.19] | gong zuo ya li zai da nin xia ban jiu ba xin fang kuan |
| [02:33.18] | cuo guo zhe tang di tie mei shi hai you xia yi ban |
| [02:36.24] | 3Q VERY MUCH MY DEAR EVERYBODY |
| [02:39.26] | gan xie da jia ting wo chang wan zhe shou san su ge qu |
| [02:42.22] | gu shi ru you lei tong chun shu te me xu gou |
| [02:46.26] | qin ni zai ting yi bian bei? zhuan fa yi xia bei 3Q ! |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : liú wēi |
| [00:00.351] | zuò cí : liú wēi |
| [00:01.54] | kāi wǎng sì huì dōng fāng xiàng de chéng tiě jiù yào jìn zhàn |
| [00:05.79] | qǐng nín jǐ hǎo xié dài lēi jǐn kù yāo dài |
| [00:09.31] | quán fù wǔ zhuāng xiǎo xīn bèi jǐ fēi |
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| [00:24.39] | wǒ shēng huó zài běi jīng chà bù duō yǒu 5 nián le |
| [00:27.18] | chū mén gōng jiāo dì tiě gāo fēng zǎo yǐ xí guàn le |
| [00:30.24] | fáng zi zhù zài dōng wǔ huán gōng zuò zài xī sì huán |
| [00:33.56] | a wǔ huán nǐ bǐ sì huán duō yī huán |
| [00:39.31] | éi bú duì ya nà shi dōng wǔ huán zhè shì xī sì huán nà néng chà yī huán me |
| [00:46.53] | nà shi yī huán yòu yī huán a |
| [00:48.12] | |
| [00:48.30] | dà yé xǐ huān lǎo tóu lè dì tiě rén duō de qiǎng zuò ér |
| [00:51.13] | tóu fà shuǎi shuǎi dà jiā dōu pǎo qǐ lái |
| [00:54.18] | xiān shàng dì tiě xiān yǒu zuò ér ná zhuó shǒu jī shuā wēi bó ér |
| [00:57.23] | nǐ yǐ wéi ná gè IPHONE 5 zuò dì tiě jiù bú shì diǎo sī le |
| [01:00.42] | hái yǒu nǐ zài bié rén chē shàng pāi zhào piān zhuāng shén me bái fù měi |
| [01:04.08] | quán dōu fù fēn gǔn chū wǎn lǐ |
| [01:06.20] | |
| [01:18.33] | wǒ méi shì jiù ài pēn yī pēn hóng yáng yú lè jīng shén |
| [01:21.22] | ǒu ěr kàn dào 90 hòu zài dì tiě zhàn lǐ qīn wěn bǎ shǒu jī jìng tóu duì zhǔn |
| [01:25.64] | xiàn zài wǒ shì rì běn dǎo yǎn kù ní qí wǎ zhè shì hé ěr méng de jì lù piān a |
| [01:33.53] | chē xiāng lǐ de gē ge jiě jie ā yí ā yí fū men |
| [01:38.97] | ràng wǒ wèi nǐ men chàng yī shǒu gē qǔ |
| [01:42.41] | lǎo pó zuì dà lǎo gōng zuì èr nǐ yào dā yìng wǒ bù xǔ zhǎo xiǎo sān |
| [01:49.03] | xiè xiè guāng lín chéng tiě bā tōng xiàn nán bīn sān wèi mǎi piào jiǎn bāo lǐ biān qǐng |
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| [02:12.04] | wǒ shì diǎo sī zhōng de diào zhōng diào méi chē méi fáng méi shǒu biǎo |
| [02:15.07] | zuò biàn dì tiě hé gōng jiāo dào nǎ dōu bǎ wēi xìn yáo |
| [02:18.15] | zǒng xiǎng zhǎo gè nǚ shén yè lǐ péi wǒ liáo yī liáo |
| [02:21.31] | wǒ men yì qǐ tàn tǎo rén shēng hé lǐ xiǎng a |
| [02:27.28] | shēng huó zhōng de lí qí shì jiàn yào duō zhēn yǒu duō zhēn |
| [02:30.19] | gōng zuò yā lì zài dà nín xià bān jiù bǎ xīn fàng kuān |
| [02:33.18] | cuò guò zhè tàng dì tiě méi shì hái yǒu xià yī bān |
| [02:36.24] | 3Q VERY MUCH MY DEAR EVERYBODY |
| [02:39.26] | gǎn xiè dà jiā tīng wǒ chàng wán zhè shǒu sān sú gē qǔ |
| [02:42.22] | gù shì rú yǒu léi tóng chún shǔ tè me xū gòu |
| [02:46.26] | qīn nǐ zài tīng yī biàn bei? zhuǎn fā yī xià bei 3Q ! |
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