Song | Rasputin vs Stalin |
Artist | Nice Peter |
Album | ERBOH Season 2 |
[00:01.34] | EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!! |
[00:07.50] | RASPUTIN |
[00:09.64] | |
[00:11.26] | STALIN!! |
[00:13.18] | |
[00:13.72] | (Rasputin) Cool moustache Wario. |
[00:15.11] | try messing withthe Mad Monk.You'll be sorry, yo. |
[00:17.25] | How many dictators does it take |
[00:19.13] | To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? |
[00:20.88] | It's a disgrace what you did to your own people |
[00:23.79] | You daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil. |
[00:27.04] | You're from Georgia sweet Georgia |
[00:28.57] | And the history books unfold ya. |
[00:30.22] | As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind. |
[00:32.02] | Who built as uperpower,but he paid the price |
[00:33.75] | With the endless destruction of Russian lives |
[00:35.45] | If you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite |
[00:37.15] | Big dick my stick nown to hypnotize |
[00:38.77] | I could end you with a whisper to your wife |
[00:40.83] | (Stalin)Lock into my eyes you perverted witch |
[00:43.22] | See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his bitch |
[00:46.88] | you think I give a fuck about my wife? |
[00:49.27] | My own son got locked up in prison |
[00:51.91] | And I didn't save his life |
[00:53.61] | you got off easy when they pickled that moose cock |
[00:55.31] | I'd leave your neck in a noose in a treach and shot |
[00:57.11] | Your whole family,shot |
[00:57.97] | All your wizard friends,shot |
[00:58.81] | Anyone who sold you pierogi,shot |
[01:00.61] | Starve you for days til you waste away |
[01:02.58] | I even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state |
[01:03.84] | Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture |
[01:05.61] | Drop the hammer on your harder than I bitch slapped Hitler |
[01:07.66] | (Lenin)I have no pride for you |
[01:09.73] | who ruined everything my revolution.was doing to stop the bourgeoisie |
[01:13.75] | I fought the bondage of classes. |
[01:15.27] | The proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses |
[01:20.30] | Let me start with you there, Frankenstein. |
[01:22.36] | Looking like something out of R.L Stine |
[01:24.16] | It's hiphop chowder red over white |
[01:25.77] | Cause the Tsar'swife can't do shit tonight |
[01:27.48] | And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man |
[01:30.47] | but your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand man |
[01:33.97] | Our whole future was bright you let your heart grow dark |
[01:37.04] | And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx |
[01:43.11] | |
[01:46.26] | Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnost |
[01:48.13] | Assholes made a mess and the war got cold |
[01:51.04] | Shookhands with both Ronalds ( |
[01:52.66] | Reagan and McDonald's |
[01:54.01] | No doubt |
[01:54.87] | If your name en with 'in' time to get out |
[01:57.18] | I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa |
[01:59.91] | |
[02:02.63] | You two need yoga, |
[02:04.01] | you need a shower |
[02:05.44] | And you all need to learn how to handle real power |
[02:09.55] | (Putin)Did somebody say real power? |
[02:12.02] | Да. You want to mess with me? |
[02:15.36] | I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats |
[02:18.42] | Blow it up like a tuba |
[02:20.13] | While I'm balling in Cuba |
[02:21.85] | Doing judo moves and schoolingevery Communist сука |
[02:25.16] | I'm a president in my prime my enemies don't distract me |
[02:28.92] | The last man who attacked me lived a half-life |
[02:31.30] | So comrade come at me |
[02:32.75] | You don't know what you're doing |
[02:33.60] | When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin |
[02:35.83] | You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-СССР |
[00:01.34] | EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!! |
[00:07.50] | RASPUTIN |
[00:09.64] | |
[00:11.26] | STALIN!! |
[00:13.18] | |
[00:13.72] | Rasputin Cool moustache Wario. |
[00:15.11] | try messing withthe Mad Monk. You' ll be sorry, yo. |
[00:17.25] | How many dictators does it take |
[00:19.13] | To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? |
[00:20.88] | It' s a disgrace what you did to your own people |
[00:23.79] | You daddy beat you like a dog and now you' re evil. |
[00:27.04] | You' re from Georgia sweet Georgia |
[00:28.57] | And the history books unfold ya. |
[00:30.22] | As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind. |
[00:32.02] | Who built as uperpower, but he paid the price |
[00:33.75] | With the endless destruction of Russian lives |
[00:35.45] | If you' re the man of steel I spit kryptonite |
[00:37.15] | Big dick my stick nown to hypnotize |
[00:38.77] | I could end you with a whisper to your wife |
[00:40.83] | Stalin Lock into my eyes you perverted witch |
[00:43.22] | See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his bitch |
[00:46.88] | you think I give a fuck about my wife? |
[00:49.27] | My own son got locked up in prison |
[00:51.91] | And I didn' t save his life |
[00:53.61] | you got off easy when they pickled that moose cock |
[00:55.31] | I' d leave your neck in a noose in a treach and shot |
[00:57.11] | Your whole family, shot |
[00:57.97] | All your wizard friends, shot |
[00:58.81] | Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot |
[01:00.61] | Starve you for days til you waste away |
[01:02.58] | I even crush mother fuckers when I' m laid in state |
[01:03.84] | Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture |
[01:05.61] | Drop the hammer on your harder than I bitch slapped Hitler |
[01:07.66] | Lenin I have no pride for you |
[01:09.73] | who ruined everything my revolution. was doing to stop the bourgeoisie |
[01:13.75] | I fought the bondage of classes. |
[01:15.27] | The proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses |
[01:20.30] | Let me start with you there, Frankenstein. |
[01:22.36] | Looking like something out of R. L Stine |
[01:24.16] | It' s hiphop chowder red over white |
[01:25.77] | Cause the Tsar' swife can' t do shit tonight |
[01:27.48] | And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man |
[01:30.47] | but your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand man |
[01:33.97] | Our whole future was bright you let your heart grow dark |
[01:37.04] | And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx |
[01:43.11] | |
[01:46.26] | Yo, I' m the host with the most glasnost |
[01:48.13] | Assholes made a mess and the war got cold |
[01:51.04] | Shookhands with both Ronalds |
[01:52.66] | Reagan and McDonald' s |
[01:54.01] | No doubt |
[01:54.87] | If your name en with ' in' time to get out |
[01:57.18] | I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa |
[01:59.91] | |
[02:02.63] | You two need yoga, |
[02:04.01] | you need a shower |
[02:05.44] | And you all need to learn how to handle real power |
[02:09.55] | Putin Did somebody say real power? |
[02:12.02] | . You want to mess with me? |
[02:15.36] | I spit hot borsch when I' m crushing these beats |
[02:18.42] | Blow it up like a tuba |
[02:20.13] | While I' m balling in Cuba |
[02:21.85] | Doing judo moves and schoolingevery Communist |
[02:25.16] | I' m a president in my prime my enemies don' t distract me |
[02:28.92] | The last man who attacked me lived a halflife |
[02:31.30] | So comrade come at me |
[02:32.75] | You don' t know what you' re doing |
[02:33.60] | When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin |
[02:35.83] | You' ll find that the exKGB is the best MC in the ex |