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Epic Rap Battles of History |
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\\ Thomas Edison // |
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VerSuS |
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\\ Nikola Tesla // |
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Step up! |
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You'll be shocked |
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when I spit and start static. |
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I'll rip your style |
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and add it to my long list of patents! |
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While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges, |
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I'm pumping out inventions, stacking riches, |
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so go back to your pigeons! |
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You're a geek, |
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plagued by OCD! |
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You never had sex, |
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but you sure got |
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screwed by me! |
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I'll crush you Tesla. |
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There's just no putting it gently. |
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I don't alternate my flow. |
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I diss you |
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directly! |
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I see a universe of infinite energy, |
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But no potential for threat |
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from this enemy! |
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So you can call me Tesla, |
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Nikola, |
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impeccably dressed. |
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Giving lessons in electrical nemesis, |
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this will be on the test! |
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So confess to your thefts, |
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and let the whole world know |
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What the Serbian did |
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for the Wizard of Menlo! |
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History is getting rewritten, |
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and I have reddit; |
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Your best invention |
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was a way to steal credit. |
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The truth hertz. |
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You're broke and washed up! |
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Don't give a smidgen |
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bout your visions if they can't make a buck! |
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I conduct business, |
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understood things you never could. |
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So dope that I even make New Jersey look good! |
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I'm on the record I invented. |
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You got duped, there, I said it, |
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And I'll bet you 50 thousand dollars |
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that you'll never forget it! |
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Without me, |
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here's a taste of what this battle would be! |
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No lights, no camera, no sound. See? |
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You fool, |
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you think that you can touch me with this? |
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You couldn't handle my gifts |
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with your greedy little mind. |
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What's inside mine was ahead of its own time! |
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You did not steal from me, |
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you stole me from mankind! |
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It's a wireless transmission of truth, |
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And it's shocking real story of a banker and you, |
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And if the people knew |
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you stopped me from making power free, |
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They would curse the con Edison with every utility! |
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Who won? |
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Who's next? |
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you decide |
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Epic Rap Battles of History |
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