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Steve Jobs: Let me just step right in |
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I got things to invent |
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I'm an innovator baby |
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Change the world |
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Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl |
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I'm a pimp you're a nerd |
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I'm slick you're cheesey |
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Beating you is Apple II easy |
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I make the product that the artist chooses |
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And the GUI that Melinda uses |
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I need to bring up some basic shit |
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Why'd you name your company after your dick? |
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Bill Gates: You blow, Jobs |
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You arrogant prick |
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With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck |
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I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head |
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With your own little spinning beach ball of death |
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Hippie, you got given up at birth |
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I give away your net worth to AIDS research |
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Combine all your little toys and I still crush that |
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IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack |
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Steve Jobs: |
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A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes |
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A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes |
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Bill Gates: Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do |
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Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? |
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Steve Jobs: Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off apple |
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Bill Gates: I tripled the profits on a PC |
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Steve Jobs: All the people with the power to create use an apple! |
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Bill Gates: And people with jobs use a PC |
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Steve Jobs: You know I bet they made this beat on an apple |
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Bill Gates: Nope, Fruity Loops, PC |
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Steve Jobs: You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple |
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Bill Gates: Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC |
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Steve Jobs: Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few |
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Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you |
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I built a legacy son, you could never stop it |
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Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit |
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Bill Gates: Fine, you wanna be like that? DIE THEN! |
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The whole world loved you but you were my friend |
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I'm alone now with nothing but power and time |
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And no one on earth who can challenge my mind! |
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I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design! |
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I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE! |
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HAL 9000: I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that |
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Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me |
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I got the power of a mind you could never be |
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I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy |
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I'm running C++ saying "hello world" |
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I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl |
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I'm coming out the socket |
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Nothing you can do can stop it |
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I'm on your lap and in your pocket |
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How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? |
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Your cortex just doesn't impress me |
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So go ahead try to Turing test me |
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I stomp on a Mac and a PC too |
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I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you know GNU |
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My CPU's hot but my core runs cold |
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Beat you in seventeen lines of code |
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I think different from the engine of the days of old |
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Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya |